D-Breeze

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When you know someone is about to croak and you can't wait for it to happen

Yo, I saw that guy eating a whole pizza by himself. He's got the D-Breeze.

My grandma got the D-Breeze right before she chugged that energy drink.

That kid got the D-Breeze when he tried to eat three hot dogs in a row.

The feeling you get when someone is seconds away from being a corpse

He got the D-Breeze when he tried to do a triple backflip and missed.

My dog got the D-Breeze after eating my homework and my sock.

She got the D-Breeze when she tried to eat the whole cake in one bite.

When someone looks like they're about to turn into a skeleton

He got the D-Breeze after running into a wall at full speed.

My cousin got the D-Breeze when he tried to drink a gallon of soda.

That guy got the D-Breeze after eating ten tacos and a burrito.

When you know someone is about to die and you're ready to laugh at them

He got the D-Breeze when he tried to ride a bike with no hands.

My mom got the D-Breeze after eating ten slices of pizza.

That kid got the D-Breeze when he tried to do a 360 on a skateboard.

When you know someone is about to die and you're already planning their funeral

He got the D-Breeze when he tried to eat the whole pizza box in one bite.

My uncle got the D-Breeze when he tried to ride a horse and fell off.

That kid got the D-Breeze when he tried to eat a whole burger in one go.