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A panic attack
A panic attack is like your brain is screaming at you and your body is listening. You feel like you’re going to explode, but you’re just too scared to move.
I was in the middle of my job interview and I had a panic attack. I said, 'I think I’m going to die.' The interviewer said, 'Okay, take a breath.'
I had a panic attack during my mom’s birthday party. I ran outside and sat on the lawn for 10 minutes.
I was on the bus and all of a sudden I felt like I was going to pass out. I had to hold on to the seat like it was my life.
A panic attack
A panic attack is when your body feels like it’s on fire, your head feels like it’s spinning, and you just want to hide under a blanket forever.
I was in my room and I felt like I was going to die. I threw my blanket over my head and screamed into my pillow.
I had a panic attack at work. My boss came over and asked if I was okay. I said, 'No, I think I’m going to die.'
I was walking to school and I had a panic attack. I had to sit down on the sidewalk and take deep breaths.
A panic attack
A panic attack is when your brain goes into overdrive and your body decides to throw a fit. It’s like your brain is saying, 'I’m scared,' and your body is saying, 'I’m scared too.'
I had a panic attack in the middle of my math test. I couldn’t even write my name.
I was at the grocery store and I had a panic attack. I ran out of the store and sat on the sidewalk.
I was in the middle of my favorite show and I had a panic attack. I had to pause the show and take deep breaths.
A panic attack
A panic attack is when your brain is like, 'I’m scared,' and your body is like, 'I’m scared too,' and you just feel like you’re going to die.
I had a panic attack in the middle of my lunch break. I ran out of the cafeteria and sat on the grass.
I was in the middle of my favorite video game and I had a panic attack. I had to pause the game and take deep breaths.
I had a panic attack at school. I ran out of the classroom and sat in the hallway.
A panic attack
A panic attack is like your brain is screaming and your body is listening. You feel like you’re going to die, but you just can’t move.
I was in my room and I had a panic attack. I couldn’t even get out of my bed.
I had a panic attack in the middle of my favorite movie. I had to pause the movie and take deep breaths.
I was walking to the store and I had a panic attack. I had to sit down on the sidewalk.
A pair of Trotters
Bums who ride bikes and give you tickets for no reason
I got a ticket for biking on the sidewalk. These Trotters are crazy.
They pulled me over for not wearing a helmet. I was just going home.
I saw a Trotter give a kid a ticket for riding a bike too fast. That kid was going 5 mph.
A pair of Trotters
The worst people in the city who yell at you for no good reason
These Trotters yelled at me for spilling coffee on their uniform. I didn’t even do it on purpose.
I got yelled at for walking on the street. What’s wrong with them?
They told me I was a menace for breathing too loud. I swear.
A pair of Trotters
People who ride bikes and give you tickets just for fun
These Trotters gave me a ticket for not wearing a helmet. I had a helmet. I just forgot it.
I was biking home and a Trotter pulled me over just because. No reason.
They gave me a ticket for riding a bike. What even is this?
A pair of Trotters
The city's most annoying cops who ride bikes and make you pay for nothing
I got fined for riding a bike too slow. These Trotters are the worst.
They made me pay for a ticket because I didn’t have a helmet. I didn’t even need one.
I was just biking to the store and a Trotter pulled me over for no reason.
A pair of Trotters
Bike-riding cops who give you tickets just to be mean
They gave me a ticket for not wearing a helmet. I had a helmet. I just forgot it.
I got yelled at for biking too fast. I was going 5 mph.
These Trotters are the worst. They give tickets just to be mean.
A pair of Trotters
Cops who ride bikes and act like they’re the boss of the whole city
I got a ticket for biking on the sidewalk. These Trotters think they’re the king of the road.
They pulled me over for no reason and acted like I was a criminal.
These Trotters think they’re the most important people in the city. They’re not.
A pair of Paramaniacs
A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who are totally obsessed with Paramore. They shout the lyrics like they’re in a fight and make everyone around them suffer for it.
'I can’t believe you skipped *Misery Business* again! You’re a disgrace!'
'We’re gonna scream *Brake Lights* until our voices break!'
'Why are you wearing that shirt? It’s like you died in the 2000s!'
A pair of Paramaniacs
A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who can’t stop talking about Paramore. They act like they’re in a relationship with Hayley Williams and make everyone else feel left out.
'You know Hayley Williams better than your mom!'
'I don’t even know who my friends are anymore. All I know is Paramore.'
'If you don’t like Paramore, you’re not even real.'
A pair of Paramaniacs
A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who are super into Paramore. They yell the songs like they’re in a war and don’t care if their neighbors call the cops.
'We’re gonna yell *The Only Exception* until the cops come!'
'You missed the concert? You’re dead to me.'
'I swear, if you don’t sing *Decode* with me, I’ll throw you out the window.'
A pair of Paramaniacs
A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who are absolutely crazy about Paramore. They sing the songs like it’s a competition and don’t stop until someone cries.
'You can’t beat my *Brand New Eyes* voice!'
'I’m gonna sing *Still Into You* until you cry!'
'If you don’t sing *23* with me, I’ll cry first!'
A pair of Paramaniacs
A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who are super into Paramore. They talk about the band like it’s their only friend and don’t even notice their friends are gone.
'Paramore is my only friend. My actual friends are gone.'
'I don’t even know what my life was before Paramore.'
'I texted my best friend to ask what *Decode* means. She didn’t reply.'
A pair of Paramaniacs
A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who can’t stop singing Paramore songs. They act like they’re in a group and don’t care if people think they’re insane.
'We’re a group now. You’re in it whether you like it or not.'
'I don’t care if people think we’re insane. We’re Paramore!'
'If you don’t sing *Teenage Dream* with me, I’ll scream it in your face.'
A painter
A painter is a sneaky soldier who sneaks into the enemy's backyard to plant a glowing target that the enemy can see but can't find. It’s like a cursed blinking light that only the allies can see.
Hey, I saw the painter last night. He looked like a madman with a laser pointer.
The enemy was confused. They saw the target but couldn’t find it.
The painter got caught and got yelled at by the enemy commander.
A painter
A painter is someone who makes things look pretty with colors. They use brushes and stuff.
My brother is a painter. He turned my room into a rainbow nightmare.
She painted my nails and now I look like a clown.
He painted my house and now it looks like a trash can.
A painter
A painter is a girl who is bleeding out of her butt and is probably thinking about dying.
My sister is a painter. She’s been bleeding for three days and still won’t shut up about it.
She’s a painter and she’s crying in the toilet.
The painter just walked in and I know the rest of the day is going to be hell.
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