A pair of Paramaniacs

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A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who are totally obsessed with Paramore. They shout the lyrics like they’re in a fight and make everyone around them suffer for it.

'I can’t believe you skipped *Misery Business* again! You’re a disgrace!'

'We’re gonna scream *Brake Lights* until our voices break!'

'Why are you wearing that shirt? It’s like you died in the 2000s!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who can’t stop talking about Paramore. They act like they’re in a relationship with Hayley Williams and make everyone else feel left out.

'You know Hayley Williams better than your mom!'

'I don’t even know who my friends are anymore. All I know is Paramore.'

'If you don’t like Paramore, you’re not even real.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who are super into Paramore. They yell the songs like they’re in a war and don’t care if their neighbors call the cops.

'We’re gonna yell *The Only Exception* until the cops come!'

'You missed the concert? You’re dead to me.'

'I swear, if you don’t sing *Decode* with me, I’ll throw you out the window.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who are absolutely crazy about Paramore. They sing the songs like it’s a competition and don’t stop until someone cries.

'You can’t beat my *Brand New Eyes* voice!'

'I’m gonna sing *Still Into You* until you cry!'

'If you don’t sing *23* with me, I’ll cry first!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who are super into Paramore. They talk about the band like it’s their only friend and don’t even notice their friends are gone.

'Paramore is my only friend. My actual friends are gone.'

'I don’t even know what my life was before Paramore.'

'I texted my best friend to ask what *Decode* means. She didn’t reply.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A pair of Paramaniacs are two people who can’t stop singing Paramore songs. They act like they’re in a group and don’t care if people think they’re insane.

'We’re a group now. You’re in it whether you like it or not.'

'I don’t care if people think we’re insane. We’re Paramore!'

'If you don’t sing *Teenage Dream* with me, I’ll scream it in your face.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago