A painter

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A painter is a sneaky soldier who sneaks into the enemy's backyard to plant a glowing target that the enemy can see but can't find. It’s like a cursed blinking light that only the allies can see.
Hey, I saw the painter last night. He looked like a madman with a laser pointer.
The enemy was confused. They saw the target but couldn’t find it.
The painter got caught and got yelled at by the enemy commander.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A painter is someone who makes things look pretty with colors. They use brushes and stuff.
My brother is a painter. He turned my room into a rainbow nightmare.
She painted my nails and now I look like a clown.
He painted my house and now it looks like a trash can.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A painter is a girl who is bleeding out of her butt and is probably thinking about dying.
My sister is a painter. She’s been bleeding for three days and still won’t shut up about it.
She’s a painter and she’s crying in the toilet.
The painter just walked in and I know the rest of the day is going to be hell.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a girl is bleeding out of her butt and is probably thinking about dying.
I got my period and now I can’t walk.
She’s on the rag and looks like she’s been tortured.
The painter just walked in, and I know the rest of the day is going to be hell.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A painter is a person who covers things in colors using brushes, sprayers, or whatever they can find. They wear white clothes and get covered in paint.
That painter came in and turned my wall into a mess.
He wore white pants and now they look like a rainbow.
The painter got paint in his hair and now he looks like a monster.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a woman is on the rag, it means she’s bleeding and probably wants to die. It's that time of the month when you’re better off ignoring her.
She’s on the rag and I know I’m going to be tortured for the rest of the day.
My mom is on the rag and she’s yelling at me for no reason.
She’s on the rag and now she’s crying in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A painter is an artist who is so into their work they stay up until 4 a. m. and look like a raccoon that’s been hit by a truck.
That painter has been drawing for three days and now looks like a raccoon.
He stayed up all night and now he’s yelling at me.
The painter just came in and he looks like he’s been through hell.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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