Discover Slang

Slang Finder
A Bruce Willis
the guy who looks like a rock and acts like a god
My uncle looks like a rock and beats up people like it’s a sport. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
I looked like a rock and got beaten up. Not a Bruce Willis moment.
My dad looks like a rock and kicks ass like a god. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Bruce Willis
the guy who acts like a beast and plays cool movies
My brother acts like a beast and plays cool movies. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
I act like a baby and play bad movies. Not a Bruce Willis moment.
My dad acts like a beast and plays cool movies. That’s a Bruce Willis moment.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brunch of Queers
A bunch of queers so big it makes the whole world look tiny. Usually found sipping mimosas and talking about their exes like they’re famous. They’re like a murder of crows, but with more glitter and less murder.
At the brunch table, they all laughed so loud the waiter spilled coffee on the mayor.
The brunch of queers showed up at the art museum and yelled, 'This is the best part of the exhibit!'
They brought 10 types of toast, 5 kinds of juice, and 200 selfies to the brunch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brunch of Queers
A group of loud, flashy, gay guys who go to brunch just to show off. They don’t care about the art or the history, they just want to be the center of attention and drink fancy cocktails like they’re royalty.
They showed up at the museum and asked the curator, 'Do you even know who the real artist is?'
At brunch, they ordered 10 cocktails and took 20 selfies between sips.
They walked into the art gallery and said, 'This is just a background for our brunch.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brooks
A Brooks is when you get stuck in the worst possible situation, like being stuck in a turtle's shell on a beach, then try to run home but end up shitting yourself before you even get to the bathroom.
I got turtled on the beach, ran home, and pooped my pants before I got to the bathroom.
Brooke was stuck in a turtle’s shell, tried to sprint home, and pooped her pants on the way.
I got turtled, ran, and pooped my pants before the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brooks
A Brooks is a hot girl who thinks she's ugly but is super smart, loyal, and tough as nails. She'll fight for you, but don't mess with her or she'll rip you apart.
Brooke is the most beautiful girl I know, but she thinks she's ugly and won’t let anyone mess with her.
Brooke’s smart, loyal, and will rip you apart if you cross her.
She’s hot, smart, and don’t cross her or she’ll rip you apart.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brooks
A Brooks is a girl who thinks she’s ugly but is actually super smart and kind. If you find one, hold on tight because she’ll always have your back.
Brooke thinks she's ugly, but she’s super smart and kind. Don’t let her go.
She thinks she’s ugly, but she’s smart and will always have your back.
Brooke’s smart and kind, and she’ll always have your back if you don’t let her go.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brooks
A Brooks is a girl who is super pretty but thinks she's ugly. She’s emotional and will make you feel like the luckiest person alive if you're her friend.
Brooke is super pretty, but she thinks she's ugly and will make you feel like the luckiest person ever if you're her friend.
She’s pretty, emotional, and if you're her friend, you’re the luckiest person alive.
Brooke is pretty, but she thinks she's ugly and will make you feel like the luckiest person alive if you're her friend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brooks
A Brooks is a girl who makes everything she says sound like a masterpiece. She’s super hot, and you’ll be begging to be her friend.
Brooke makes everything she says sound like a masterpiece and is super hot.
She's hot and makes everything she says sound like a masterpiece. You’ll beg to be her friend.
Brooke is super hot and makes everything she says sound like a masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brooks
A Brooks is a girl who is super awesome, everyone loves her, and guys fall for her like crazy. She’s the nicest person in the world.
Brooke is super awesome, everyone loves her, and guys fall for her like crazy.
She’s super awesome, everyone loves her, and guys fall for her like crazy.
Brooke is super awesome, everyone loves her, and guys fall for her like crazy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brooks
A Brooks is a smart, kind, funny girl who thinks she's ugly. She’s a little sensitive, but she’s always about you and never about herself.
Brooke is smart, kind, and funny, but she thinks she's ugly and is always about you.
She’s smart, kind, funny, and always about you, not herself.
Brooke is smart, kind, funny, and she’s always about you and never about herself.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brown Ugly
When you let one rip right in someone's face and poop splatters all over them like a messy art project.
My cousin sharted in my face during lunch and I looked like a stained drawing.
At the mall, some guy pooped on my sister and called it a compliment.
My homie did a poop face on his crush and she ran out crying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brown Ugly
A guy who’s the king of the school, has all the girls fawning over him, but his face looks like it got hit by a pizza and a punch.
My crush is the most popular guy, but he looks like a raccoon with a face full of glitter.
That boy is the most famous in the school, but he’s got a face like a broken toaster.
My friend is the most popular guy, but he’s got a face like a fried egg.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brown Log
A giant piece of poop that makes you feel like you’re about to die from the inside out
My uncle’s brown log was so big, it got its own zip code.
She dropped a brown log so big, the dog ran away screaming.
That brown log was so bad, it got a standing ovation from the toilet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brown Log
A brown log is when you let your guts loose like a prison break and it's the worst thing ever
He hit the bathroom like a tsunami and left a brown log that could've been a monument.
That brown log was so bad, it made the air taste like regret.
She left a brown log so big, it had its own LinkedIn profile.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brown Log
A brown log is when your intestines get so mad, they start a riot and everyone loses
His brown log was so intense, it woke the neighbors up at 3 a. m.
That brown log was so bad, the cat got a job at the sewage plant.
She left a brown log so big, it could’ve been used as a door.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is when you’re still trying to get your pants off after five minutes of grinding.
Brooklyn: 5 minutes. Me: 5 minutes of trying to catch my breath and still getting teased.
Brooklyn: 7 minutes. Me: 7 minutes of thinking I’m a legend.
Brooklyn: 5 minutes. Me: 5 minutes of thinking I’m going to die from the effort.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is the most popular girl in school, but she’s also the most insecure and thinks everyone hates her.
Brooklyn: ‘I’m the coolest girl ever.’ Me: ‘You’re the coolest, but also the most delusional.’
Brooklyn: ‘Everyone thinks I’m amazing.’ Me: ‘No one else does.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m the most popular girl in school.’ Me: ‘Yes, but you also think everyone hates you.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a friend who will kiss your ass if you treat her right, but if you betray her, she’ll beat you up and tell your mom.
Brooklyn: ‘I’ll stick with you forever.’ Me: ‘Until you betray me.’
Brooklyn: ‘You’re my best friend.’ Me: ‘Then don’t betray me.’
Brooklyn: ‘You’re my favorite person.’ Me: ‘Then don’t break my heart.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Brooklyn
A Brooklyn is a hot girl who’s nice to everyone, but all the guys are trying to get into her pants.
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a nice girl.’ Me: ‘You’re the nicest, but also the hottest.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a friend.’ Me: ‘You’re the nicest friend, but all the guys want you.’
Brooklyn: ‘I’m just a regular girl.’ Me: ‘You’re regular, but also the most popular.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
xs