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A Garrick
When you drink so much beer you fall asleep while you're drinking. You're not just drunk, you're drunk and sleeping.
I drank four beers and fell asleep on my couch. That's sleep drinking.
I was eating pizza and drinking beer and then I passed out.
I didn't even notice I was sleeping until my friend told me.
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A Garrick
A Garrick looks tough but is actually a softie. They love to cause trouble and are super loyal. They’ll fight for you and then cuddle you to death.
My Garrick friend fights people but then he’ll hug me for an hour.
He’s got a tough exterior, but he’s just a big softie inside.
He fought a guy for me and then cried in my lap.
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A Garrick
Garrick is an old name meaning ‘spear king.’ It’s like the king of the battle, but with a spear. Sounds cool, but it’s just a name.
My friend’s name is Garrick. He thinks he’s the spear king.
My teacher told me that Garrick means ‘spear king.’ I think that’s cool.
I’m named Garrick and I have no idea what that means.
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A Garrick
A Garrick is a guy who’s so sweet no one notices. They’re cute and kind, but they’re too shy to show it.
My friend is super sweet but no one sees it. He’s just too shy.
He’s the cutest guy I’ve ever met and he’s so kind.
He’s the quiet type. No one knows how sweet he is.
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A Garrick
A Garrick is a guy who’s super kind and loves to cuddle. He’s the whole package, but he acts like he’s tough. He’s just a big softie.
My Garrick friend is super romantic and cuddles me all the time.
He acts like he’s tough but he’s just a softie.
He’s the whole package. He’s cute, kind, and he loves me.
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A Garrett
A Garrett is someone who shows up to a party and expects everyone else to bring the snacks. He’s a snack vacuum with no shame.
@Garrett: I came to the party. You brought the snacks. That’s your job.”
Garrett shows up to the cookout with a bag of chips and a side eye.”
Garrett: 'I brought a snack. It’s a snack. You should’ve brought something else.'”
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A Garrett
Garrett is the chicken nugget king and the green bean dictator. Don’t even think about touching his food.
Garrett: 'You touched my green beans. I will haunt you.'”
Garrett’s green beans are sacred. They are not for sharing.”
Garrett: 'I’m the king. You’re the peasants. Eat your chicken nuggets and be quiet.'”
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A Garrett
Garrett is the sweetest guy in the world, but he can also be a complete pain in the ass. He’ll laugh at your jokes and then mock you for being awkward.
Garrett: 'You’re funny, but you’re also awkward.'”
Garrett laughs at my joke, then says I’m awkward.”
Garrett: 'You’re sweet, but I will also give you the worst time.'”
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A Garrett
Garretts can be a genuine nice guy or a total ass. Most of the time, they’re the nice guy. They're funny, smart, and they have the best hair.
Garrett: 'I’m funny, smart, and I have the best hair.'”
Garrett: 'You think I’m a total ass? You haven’t met me yet.'”
Garrett: 'I’m a total ass, but I’m also the nicest guy you’ll ever meet.'”
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A Garrett
A Garrett is like a superhero. He’s smart, funny, and good-looking. He’s got a wild sense of humor and won’t let anyone forget it.
Garrett: 'I’m a superhero. You’re just a normal person.'”
Garrett: 'You think you’re funny? I’m hilarious.'”
Garrett: 'I’m a superhero. I don’t need a cape. I just need a snack.'”
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A Garrett
Garrett is the kind of guy who’ll make you feel amazing, then mess with you for being awkward. He’s cocky, smart, and he’ll make you fall in love.
Garrett: 'You’re amazing, but you’re also awkward.'”
Garrett: 'I’m cocky, and I know it.'”
Garrett: 'I’ll make you fall in love, and then I’ll make you my friend.'”
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A Garrett
Garrett is a shy nerd who plays an instrument and will beat you in 8-ball. He’s hilarious, and once you get to know him, he won’t stop talking.
Garrett: 'I play the guitar. You play 8-ball. I beat you.'”
Garrett: 'I’m shy, but I’m also hilarious.'”
Garrett: 'Once you know me, I won’t stop talking.'”
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A Garret
A Garret is a total slouch who never leaves his room unless forced. He’s way too polite for his own good and can’t stop telling ‘That’s What She Said’ jokes even when no one is laughing. He’s like a human awkwardness machine.
Garret: ‘Why are you sad?’ Me: ‘Because I failed math.’ Garret: ‘That’s what she said.’
Garret tried to flirt with my mom and said, ‘That’s what she said.’ My mom said, ‘That’s what he said.’
Garret told a joke in the middle of a funeral. ‘That’s what she said.’ The priest cried.
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A Garret
A Garret is like a dimensional mess. He’s in one place, but his brain is somewhere else. He can’t tell a straight line from a joke and ends up stuck in a time loop of bad decisions.
Garret: ‘I’m going to the store.’ Me: ‘Okay.’ Garret: ‘I’ll be back in 5 minutes.’ 2 hours later: ‘I’m back.’
Garret went to the park, got lost, and came back with a map of the entire city.
He tried to cook dinner and ended up burning the house down.
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A Garret
A Garret is a total legend. He’s tall, hot, and has eyes that could melt your face. He’s the kind of guy who would fight a whole football team for his best friend and still win. He’s the real MVP.
Garret defended his best friend from a group of guys and ended up making them all cry.
He texted me, ‘Your friend is being bullied. I’m coming to save you.’ I replied, ‘You’re a legend.’
He beat up the guy who said my friend was ugly. He had no idea what he was doing.
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A Garret
A Garret is the kind of guy who can do anything. He’s never afraid, and if he is, he hides it well. Girls love him because he’s cool, funny, and he never gives up. He’s like the human version of a superpower.
Garret tried out for the basketball team and made it even though he couldn’t even shoot straight.
He failed a test and said, ‘I’ll try again tomorrow.’
He dated my sister for a year and she still says he’s the best guy ever.
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A Garret
A Garret is a gay boy who thinks he’s the most important person in the universe. He’s loud, obnoxious, and loves to show off. He’s the kind of guy who will tell everyone he’s gay, even if he just came out.
Garret told my mom, ‘I’m gay, and I’m proud!’ My mom said, ‘Okay.’
He told everyone in class he was gay. He didn’t care if they laughed at him.
He texted me, ‘I’m the gayest person in the world. Everyone knows it.’
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A Garret
A Garret is someone who poops, masturbates, and watches gay porn all at the same time. He doesn’t wash up, goes to sleep, and wakes up the next day with no idea what happened.
Garret: ‘I watched 5 hours of gay porn and pooped on the floor.’ Me: ‘That’s a new record.’
He texted me, ‘I did everything at once. It was the best day of my life.’
He tried to explain it to his mom. She said, ‘I don’t want to know.’
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A Garret
A Garret is a total hot guy who’s fun and knows how to kiss. He’s the kind of guy who will text you whenever he feels like it. He’s the best one-time hookup or the best boyfriend you’ll ever have.
Garret texted me, ‘Hey, I’m free. Want to go out?’ I said, ‘Yes.’
He kissed me and I said, ‘That was the best kiss ever.’
He texted me, ‘I’m coming over. Let’s have fun.’ I said, ‘Yes.’
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A Garrant
A person so clueless they think the whole world is brain-dead because they can't even figure out how to use a toaster.
'I got straight A's in school. Everyone else is just lazy.', said by someone who failed math.
'He thinks he's the smartest kid in the class. He doesn't know what a prime number is.'
'She thinks she's a genius because she knows how to spell 'cucumber'.'
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