A Garrick

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A Garrick is a kid who thinks the PS3 was the first console ever. They talk too much, have no life, and think they're the best at everything. They don't know what a real game is.
@GarrickBro: I literally don't know what a cartridge is, man. I just download everything from Steam.
My friend is a Garrick. He thinks Mario Kart is the pinnacle of human achievement.
I asked him if he played on the NES. He said, 'What’s the NES? Is that like a new app?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The coolest guy ever. He can juggle six girls at once, has the biggest cock, and is nice to everyone. He’ll beat the hell out of anyone who messes with you. He’s the real deal.
This Garrick just walked in and all the girls started screaming. I think he’s the real deal.
He beat up a guy who tried to steal my phone. That’s my Garrick.
He’s the most romantic guy I’ve ever met. He even proposed to me in a park.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you drink so much beer you fall asleep while you're drinking. You're not just drunk, you're drunk and sleeping.
I drank four beers and fell asleep on my couch. That's sleep drinking.
I was eating pizza and drinking beer and then I passed out.
I didn't even notice I was sleeping until my friend told me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Garrick looks tough but is actually a softie. They love to cause trouble and are super loyal. They’ll fight for you and then cuddle you to death.
My Garrick friend fights people but then he’ll hug me for an hour.
He’s got a tough exterior, but he’s just a big softie inside.
He fought a guy for me and then cried in my lap.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Garrick is an old name meaning ‘spear king.’ It’s like the king of the battle, but with a spear. Sounds cool, but it’s just a name.
My friend’s name is Garrick. He thinks he’s the spear king.
My teacher told me that Garrick means ‘spear king.’ I think that’s cool.
I’m named Garrick and I have no idea what that means.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Garrick is a guy who’s so sweet no one notices. They’re cute and kind, but they’re too shy to show it.
My friend is super sweet but no one sees it. He’s just too shy.
He’s the cutest guy I’ve ever met and he’s so kind.
He’s the quiet type. No one knows how sweet he is.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Garrick is a guy who’s super kind and loves to cuddle. He’s the whole package, but he acts like he’s tough. He’s just a big softie.
My Garrick friend is super romantic and cuddles me all the time.
He acts like he’s tough but he’s just a softie.
He’s the whole package. He’s cute, kind, and he loves me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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