A Garrant

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A person so clueless they think the whole world is brain-dead because they can't even figure out how to use a toaster.

'I got straight A's in school. Everyone else is just lazy.', said by someone who failed math.

'He thinks he's the smartest kid in the class. He doesn't know what a prime number is.'

'She thinks she's a genius because she knows how to spell 'cucumber'.'

A person who's so dumb they think the moon is made of cheese and everyone else is just pretending to be smart.

'I got a D in English. That means I'm the best writer in the class.'

'He thinks he's a scientist because he once dropped a pencil and called it an experiment.'

'She believes the Earth is flat because she saw a video on YouTube.'

A person who's so thick-headed they think they're the only one who ever existed and everyone else is just copying them.

'I'm the only one who's ever been alive. Everyone else is just pretending.'

'He thinks he invented the wheel. He doesn't know what a wheel is.'

'She thinks she's the first person to ever use a phone. She uses it to text her mom.'