A Garrett

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A Garrett is someone who shows up to a party and expects everyone else to bring the snacks. He’s a snack vacuum with no shame.
@Garrett: I came to the party. You brought the snacks. That’s your job.”
Garrett shows up to the cookout with a bag of chips and a side eye.”
Garrett: 'I brought a snack. It’s a snack. You should’ve brought something else.'”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Garrett is the chicken nugget king and the green bean dictator. Don’t even think about touching his food.
Garrett: 'You touched my green beans. I will haunt you.'”
Garrett’s green beans are sacred. They are not for sharing.”
Garrett: 'I’m the king. You’re the peasants. Eat your chicken nuggets and be quiet.'”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Garrett is the sweetest guy in the world, but he can also be a complete pain in the ass. He’ll laugh at your jokes and then mock you for being awkward.
Garrett: 'You’re funny, but you’re also awkward.'”
Garrett laughs at my joke, then says I’m awkward.”
Garrett: 'You’re sweet, but I will also give you the worst time.'”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Garretts can be a genuine nice guy or a total ass. Most of the time, they’re the nice guy. They're funny, smart, and they have the best hair.
Garrett: 'I’m funny, smart, and I have the best hair.'”
Garrett: 'You think I’m a total ass? You haven’t met me yet.'”
Garrett: 'I’m a total ass, but I’m also the nicest guy you’ll ever meet.'”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Garrett is like a superhero. He’s smart, funny, and good-looking. He’s got a wild sense of humor and won’t let anyone forget it.
Garrett: 'I’m a superhero. You’re just a normal person.'”
Garrett: 'You think you’re funny? I’m hilarious.'”
Garrett: 'I’m a superhero. I don’t need a cape. I just need a snack.'”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Garrett is the kind of guy who’ll make you feel amazing, then mess with you for being awkward. He’s cocky, smart, and he’ll make you fall in love.
Garrett: 'You’re amazing, but you’re also awkward.'”
Garrett: 'I’m cocky, and I know it.'”
Garrett: 'I’ll make you fall in love, and then I’ll make you my friend.'”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Garrett is a shy nerd who plays an instrument and will beat you in 8-ball. He’s hilarious, and once you get to know him, he won’t stop talking.
Garrett: 'I play the guitar. You play 8-ball. I beat you.'”
Garrett: 'I’m shy, but I’m also hilarious.'”
Garrett: 'Once you know me, I won’t stop talking.'”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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