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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
Something that is so annoying it makes you want to scream into a pillow.
My homework is a booger in the nose of progress. It takes me forever to finish.
My little sister is a booger in the nose of progress. She won’t stop crying.
My breakfast is a booger in the nose of progress. It’s just toast and eggs.
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A Booby-Trap
When a girl gives you the eye and tries to make you forget about your girlfriend just so she can mess you up.
My ex showed up at my date’s house and said, 'Hey, why don’t you two go out?'
She winked at me in class and said, 'I’ve been thinking about you.'
He left his girlfriend for a girl who did a whole dance just to get his attention.
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A Booby-Trap
A hidden trap that kicks your ass when you least expect it.
I stepped on a nail in my sock and screamed like a baby.
The floor gave way and I fell into a pile of trash.
I opened a gift and it exploded in my face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Booby-Trap
When a girl shows off her boobs to trick you into looking at them and then judges you for it.
She wore a shirt that said, 'I’m 14 and I’m hot.'
She leaned over my desk and said, 'Do you like my shirt?'
She pulled her shirt up and said, 'What do you think?'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Booby-Trap
A bra so tight it looks like it’s trying to murder your boobs.
Her bra left marks on her chest like a punishment.
He tried to take her bra off and it didn’t budge.
She screamed, 'This thing is killing me!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Booby-Trap
A place where men pay to see women take their clothes off and dance like they’re on fire.
He spent $200 on a strip club and got nothing but a sore wallet.
She took her clothes off and said, 'You paid for this.'
He got a lap dance and fell asleep on the floor.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Booby-Trap
A girl who tricks you into having sex just to make you sick or get you knocked up.
He had sex with her and now he has a kid.
She said, 'You won’t regret this.' Then she gave him an STD.
He had sex with her once and now he has to pay child support.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Booby-Trap
When you let out a fart in a small place and the next person walks right into it like it’s a surprise party.
He farted in the elevator and the next person said, 'What was that?'
She let one rip in the classroom and the teacher turned around and said, 'Who did that?'
He farted in the bus and the whole bus smelled like a rotten egg.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Bon Jovi
Getting yanked out of the middle of a sexy time by some idiot, like when you're just getting started and some jackass decides to interrupt you.
'Halfway there? More like halfway to a heart attack.'
'I was about to finish my sandwich and now I'm getting interrupted by my dad.'
'Halfway there? No, I was halfway to my happy place.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Bon Jovi
A mullet so big it looks like it was grown by a goat who decided to live on your head.
'That mullet is so big it's got its own ZIP code.'
'He’s got a mullet so big it’s like a dog ran through his hair.'
'That mullet is the reason why he can’t see out of his head.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Bon Jovi
Sitting in a tree like a lunatic, waiting for someone to walk by so you can dump your gross poop on their head like it’s a party.
'I sat in that tree for two hours just to dump my poop on my teacher’s head.'
'He was in that tree so long, the squirrels started asking for a second opinion.'
'That tree had so much poop in it, it became a new kind of breakfast.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Bon Jovi
The smelly hair that grows around your butt like it’s a jungle and your butt is the animal.
'That butt hair is so bad, it’s like a raccoon started living in my pants.'
'He’s got more butt hair than a goat has fur.'
'That hair is so smelly, it could make a goat cry.'
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A Bon Jovi
Your head looks like it was attacked by a poodle who then died and glued itself to your head like it was a fashion statement.
'My hair looks like a poodle exploded on my head and then died.'
'He’s got a head like a poodle was run over and glued to him.'
'That hair is so bad, it’s like a poodle threw a tantrum on his head.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Bon Jovi
Seeing someone from behind with tight jeans and long hair, only to realize it’s a guy when you see his face like it’s a surprise.
'I thought it was my crush, but it was my brother wearing my crush’s clothes.'
'I saw a hot girl from behind, only to find out it was my dad wearing my mom’s clothes.'
'I was about to flirt, but it was just my cousin trying to be cool.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Bon Jovi
Getting yanked out of the middle of a sexy time, like when you're almost done and someone decides to ruin it like it’s a hobby.
'I was halfway done, and my brother decided to walk in like it was a crime scene.'
'I was about to finish my sandwich, and my dad had to ruin it again.'
'I was halfway to my happy place, and my mom walked in like she was a ghost.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Boofy
So bad it makes your toes curl and your brain shut off
That outfit was a boofy. I almost cried.
His singing was a boofy. I want to die.
That movie was a boofy. I need a nap.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Boofy
So cute it makes you want to hug it, bite it, or both
That puppy was a boofy. I wanted to eat it.
Her face was a boofy. I almost squealed.
That baby was a boofy. I wanted to squeeze it to death.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Boofy
So fluffy it looks like it was dipped in cotton candy and hit with a hair dryer
Her hair was a boofy. It looked like a marshmallow exploded.
His hair was a boofy. It looked like a cloud had a party.
That dog’s fur was a boofy. It looked like it was made of clouds.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Boofy
A selfie that looks like a breast parade
Her selfie was a boofy. It looked like a bra had a meltdown.
That picture was a boofy. It had more breasts than a buffet.
His selfie was a boofy. It looked like a breast convention.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Boofy
Hair that looks like it was hit by a hurricane and a blow dryer
His hair was a boofy. It looked like a storm had a hair day.
Her hair was a boofy. It looked like a puffy cloud had a meltdown.
That guy’s hair was a boofy. It looked like it had a life of its own.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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