Discover Slang

A Hot Stinky

Cash you have in your pocket and you’re like, ‘I can blow it all on a strip club or a slot machine and still eat next week.’

I had $20 in my pocket and I was like, ‘I can blow it all at the casino or on a hot dancer.’

She had $50 and said, ‘I can blow it all on a strip club or a fancy dinner.’

He had $10 and was like, ‘I can blow it all on a slot machine or a stripper who laughs at my jokes.’

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A Hot Stinky

A giant turd that’s so smelly it smells like it was wrapped in a stink bomb and then stuffed into a condom.

That turd in the condom smelled like it was dipped in a stink bomb and then left in a hot car.

He put a giant stinky turd in a condom and it looked like it was going to explode.

She found a turd in a condom that smelled so bad it made the whole room stink.

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A Hot Slushy

A hot slushy is when your poop is like liquid gold, but it also has the texture of a broken toaster. It’s like your insides are melting and screaming at the same time.

I ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips at 2 a. m. My toilet looked like a war zone.

My dog ate my homework and now my poop is a hot slushy.

I drank three energy drinks and now my guts are on fire.

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A Hot Slushy

A hot slushy is when you sneak into someone’s house like a thief and flood their kitchen with your business. You leave so much mess, they might need a mop and a prayer.

I broke into my neighbor’s house and used their coffee cups as my own toilet.

I stayed up all night playing video games and then used every cup in their house as my own.

I came in through the window and left a trail of poop from the kitchen to the living room.

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A Hot N

When you like something then hate it, or switch your mind back and forth like a fidget spinner on a sugar high.

'I loved that movie... then I hated it... now I love it again. This is a hot n!'

'That pizza was hot n. I was eating it, then I threw it.'

'My crush is hot n. One minute I’m swooning, the next I’m facepalming.'

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A Hot N

A new way to measure life by the price of a greasy pizza. When you're broke and your main meal is a $5 hot-n-ready, everything feels like a prison sentence.

'I just got paid $7.50. My life is a hot n.'

'That pizza was $5. My soul is a hot n.'

'I ate three hot ns and now I’m a hot n.'

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A Hot N

A lazy way to say hotdogs and burgers. I heard it from my little brother and it made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

'I’m so drunk I’m a hot n.'

'That hot n is the reason I failed math.'

'My brother called me a hot n and I cried.'

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A Hot N

A fancy name for a pizza that’s too greasy to be healthy. It’s hot-n-sexy if you’re into being a greasy disaster.

'That pizza was so greasy, it was a hot n.'

'I ate a hot n and now I’m a greasy hot n.'

'My pants are a hot n.'

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A Hot N

A girl who dances like she’s been drinking for three days straight. She’s wearing nothing but a thong and she’s grinding on every guy who gives her a soda.

'That girl at the club was a hot n. She wore a thong and a grin.'

'My cousin is a hot n. She’s been dancing since 2 a. m.'

'That hot n was so drunk, she talked to the DJ like he was her ex.'

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A Hot N

When you need help and no one’s there. Like when you’re stuck in the heat and you’re sweating like a dog in a sauna.

'I asked my friend for help, and he left. Now I’m a hot n.'

'That hot n was so bad, I had to finish my math test in the heat.'

'I’m hot n because my dog left me in the sun.'

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A Hot N

Something wild and crazy, like a party that went too far. It’s loud, it’s sassy, and it’s hot enough to burn your tongue.

'That party was a hot n. I screamed so loud, the neighbors called the cops.'

'That couple was a hot n. They fought over a slice of pizza.'

'I saw a hot n and I said, 'And I oop!''

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A Hot Murphy

The best kind of wild mess you can imagine

I had a hot Murphy last night and I still haven’t stopped laughing

She came in like a hurricane and left me speechless

That Murphy was so good I almost cried

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A Hot Murphy

Getting shot in the backside while on your knees like a total idiot

He got a hot Murphy and now he walks like he’s been run over by a truck

She gave me a hot Murphy and I still can’t sit down

That Murphy was so hard I think I broke a bone

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A Hot Landa

when a hairy baseball nut explodes his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your wobbling streudel

My uncle Steve did this during the World Series and ruined my dessert.

The guy next to me at the game had a full-on juice geyser and I got streudel face.

I tried to eat my streudel in peace, but the man behind me had a blueberry juice explosion.

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A Hot Landa

when a bearded baseball fan leaks his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your shaking streudel

At the stadium, my neighbor leaked his juice and I had to eat streudel with my hands.

I was trying to enjoy my streudel when the guy in front of me had a juice leak.

My dad had a blueberry juice leak and ruined my streudel during the game.

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A Hot Landa

when a hairy baseball lover throws his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

The man behind me at the game threw his juice and I got streudel all over my shirt.

During the seventh inning, my friend threw his juice and I had to eat streudel in the stands.

I was eating my streudel when the guy next to me threw his juice and I got it in my face.

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A Hot Landa

when a fuzzy baseball fan dumps his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your shaking streudel

At the game, my brother dumped his juice and I got streudel on my pants.

The man in front of me dumped his juice and I got a face full of streudel.

I was eating my streudel when the guy beside me dumped his juice all over me.

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A Hot Landa

when a bearded baseball lover spills his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your wobbling streudel

At the game, my dad spilled his juice and I had to eat streudel with my hands.

The guy next to me spilled his juice and I got streudel all over my shirt.

My uncle spilled his juice during the game and ruined my streudel.

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A Hot Landa

when a hairy baseball nut squirts his blueberry juice (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

At the stadium, my friend squirted his juice and I got streudel in my face.

I was eating my streudel when the man behind me squirted his juice all over me.

My brother squirted his juice during the game and I had to eat streudel with my hands.

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A Hot Herald

A big load of cum blasted right between the boobs or the chest. Like someone got lucky and aimed for the middle.

I got a hot herald right in the middle of my chest. It was like a cum sandwich.

She screamed when he hit her right between the tits. It was a hot herald for sure.

My buddy got a hot herald from his girlfriend. He said it felt like a cum bomb.

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