A Hot Stinky
A giant turd that’s so smelly it smells like it was wrapped in a stink bomb and then stuffed into a condom.
That turd in the condom smelled like it was dipped in a stink bomb and then left in a hot car.
He put a giant stinky turd in a condom and it looked like it was going to explode.
She found a turd in a condom that smelled so bad it made the whole room stink.