A Hot Stinky

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When you're the little spoon and you let a giant stinker drop right under the blankets like you're hiding a dead raccoon.

My little spoon brother dropped a stink bomb under the covers and I had to sleep in the hallway.

I woke up to a stinky surprise under the blankets and my nose knew it was trouble.

He's the little spoon and he dropped a steaming pile under the covers like it was a secret mission.

Cash you have in your pocket and you’re like, ‘I can blow it all on a strip club or a slot machine and still eat next week.’

I had $20 in my pocket and I was like, ‘I can blow it all at the casino or on a hot dancer.’

She had $50 and said, ‘I can blow it all on a strip club or a fancy dinner.’

He had $10 and was like, ‘I can blow it all on a slot machine or a stripper who laughs at my jokes.’

A giant turd that’s so smelly it smells like it was wrapped in a stink bomb and then stuffed into a condom.

That turd in the condom smelled like it was dipped in a stink bomb and then left in a hot car.

He put a giant stinky turd in a condom and it looked like it was going to explode.

She found a turd in a condom that smelled so bad it made the whole room stink.