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A think

A think is when your brain is so busy trying to figure things out it’s like it’s doing a full-time job.

My brain was working so hard it was like it had a second job.

I had to think so much my brain was tired. I didn’t even do anything hard.

My brain was so busy thinking it forgot to work properly.

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A think

A think is when you’re so used to not thinking that when you do, it feels weird.

I didn’t think for a year and now I’m trying to think and it feels weird.

I used to think every day and now I can’t think for my life.

My brain forgot how to think and now it’s trying to remember.

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A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you doesn't pay the bill when you're the one who messed everything up

I said thanks, but I still owe you for breaking my phone.

She thanked me, but I still have to clean up the mess she made.

He said thanks, but I still have to pay for the pizza he stole.

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A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

You can say thanks, but that won't fix the problems you caused

I thanked him, but I still have to deal with his bad decisions.

She said thanks, but I still got yelled at for her mistake.

He thanked me, but I still got stuck with the blame.

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A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you won't cover the damage you did

I said thanks, but I still have to fix the hole he made.

She thanked me, but I still got the blame for her mistake.

He said thanks, but I still have to pay for the broken lamp.

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A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

Thanks don’t mean a thing if you didn’t help out

I said thanks, but I didn’t even lift a finger.

She thanked me, but I still did all the work.

He said thanks, but I had to finish his homework for him.

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A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

You can say thanks, but it won’t make the pain go away

I said thanks, but I still got the worst part of the project.

She thanked me, but I still had to deal with the noise.

He said thanks, but I still had to take the blame.

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A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you won’t fix the mess you made

I said thanks, but I still had to clean up the trash.

She thanked me, but I still had to do her homework.

He said thanks, but I still had to deal with the mess.

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A textuationship

A fake love affair that happens through texts or games. You never meet, but you pretend you're soulmates just because you argue over punctuation.

'Why did you send me a text at 3 a. m.?' 'Because I was bored and you're my favorite idiot.'

'You're my forever person. Forever.' 'Forever? You texted me once.'

'I love you.' 'I know. You've said that 27 times this week.'

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A textuationship

When you text someone so much you think you know them, but they're just a random person who never shows up to the party.

'Hey, I just got promoted!' 'Wow, congrats. Did you eat breakfast yet?'

'I miss you.' 'I miss you too. I miss you every time you text me.'

'We should meet someday.' 'Yeah, someday. Like next year.'

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A texas tim

Grabbing your friend's junk and twisting it like a pretzel until they scream

My cousin did a texas tim at the party and I still hear him crying

I did a texas tim to my brother because he called me a baby

At the bus stop, my friend did a texas tim to me and I nearly peed my pants

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A texas tim

Pulling your friend's genitalia like it's a taffy pull and laughing when they yell

My friend did a texas tim during lunch and got sent to the office

I did a texas tim to my mom and she said I was a monster

At the mall, my brother did a texas tim to me and I ran out of the store

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A texas tim

Holding your friend's junk like it's a hot potato and not letting go until they beg for mercy

My friend did a texas tim to me during math class and I failed the test

I did a texas tim to my dad and he said I was the worst kid ever

At the park, my sister did a texas tim to me and I cried like a baby

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A tension

Tension is when two people are too awkward to talk but too horny to leave. It’s like a bad date that’s going to end in a fight or a weird kiss.

My ex and I had tension for a year. We texted every day but never met up. One day he said, 'I miss you, but I also miss my sanity.'

At the party, my crush and I had tension. We stared at each other for ten minutes before someone asked why we were both sweating.

My mom and my sister have tension. They fight every day, but they still eat lunch together like nothing happened.

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A tension

In modeling, tension is when you look like you’re about to scream at the camera. If you don’t have tension, you’re just a lazy piece of meat.

Tyra said, 'You look like a grilled cheese sandwich. Give me some tension!' I stared at the camera for ten minutes and still didn’t get it.

My friend walked in wearing pajamas and said, 'I have zero tension. I’m a limp noodle.' Tyra threw a shoe at her.

The model said, 'I have tension. I feel it in my toes.' Tyra said, 'You feel it in your toes? You’re not even trying.'

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A tension

Tension is when your throat feels like it’s been stuffed with bricks. It’s also when your girlfriend is mad because you’re not paying attention.

I had tension after I ate a whole pizza in one bite. My throat felt like it was on fire.

My girlfriend said, 'I have tension. You’re ignoring me.' I said, 'I have tension. You’re yelling at me.'

My brother had tension after he tried to swallow a whole apple. He looked like a fish out of water.

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A tension

Tension is like Twomp, but worse. It’s like having ten dollars of problems, not ten dollars of snacks.

My mom said, 'This is the worst tension I’ve ever had. It’s like Twomp but with no snacks.'

I had tension after I lost ten dollars on a bet. I felt like I lost my soul.

My friend said, 'Tension is like Twomp. But instead of a snack, you get a headache.'

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A tension

Tension is when your girlfriend yells, 'Gimme tension!' because she wants your attention and you’re too busy being a dumbass.

My girlfriend said, 'Gimme tension! You’re more interested in your phone than me!'

I said, 'Gimme tension!' because I was too busy playing video games.

My friend said, 'Gimme tension! I want you to notice me!' I said, 'I notice you. I just don’t care.'

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A tension

Tension on the internet is when you argue with strangers for hours and still don’t know what they’re talking about.

I had a tension on the internet with some guy who thought I was a robot. We argued for an hour and he still didn’t believe me.

My friend had tension on the internet. He said, 'You’re not even real!' I said, 'You’re not even smart.'

I had tension with my cousin on the internet. He said, 'You’re a fake person.' I said, 'You’re a fake person.'

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A tension

Tension is when you do stupid shit on purpose. Like riding a motorcycle butt naked or falling over in front of cops because you’re too dumb to be alive.

I had tension last week. I rode a motorcycle butt naked and got pulled over by the cops. I said, 'I’m just testing my luck.'

My friend had tension. He tripped over in front of the cops and said, 'I’m just testing my legs.'

I did the stupidest shit I could think of. I ran into a wall, fell over, and laughed. That was my tension.

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