A tension
Tension is when you do stupid shit on purpose. Like riding a motorcycle butt naked or falling over in front of cops because you’re too dumb to be alive.
I had tension last week. I rode a motorcycle butt naked and got pulled over by the cops. I said, 'I’m just testing my luck.'
My friend had tension. He tripped over in front of the cops and said, 'I’m just testing my legs.'
I did the stupidest shit I could think of. I ran into a wall, fell over, and laughed. That was my tension.