A textuationship

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A fake love affair that happens through texts or games. You never meet, but you pretend you're soulmates just because you argue over punctuation.

'Why did you send me a text at 3 a. m.?' 'Because I was bored and you're my favorite idiot.'

'You're my forever person. Forever.' 'Forever? You texted me once.'

'I love you.' 'I know. You've said that 27 times this week.'

When you text someone so much you think you know them, but they're just a random person who never shows up to the party.

'Hey, I just got promoted!' 'Wow, congrats. Did you eat breakfast yet?'

'I miss you.' 'I miss you too. I miss you every time you text me.'

'We should meet someday.' 'Yeah, someday. Like next year.'