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D-sciple

A devoted follower of Tenacious D who will shout every word of every song at the top of their lungs, even if they're too drunk to stand straight.

I'm a D-sciple. I know every word to 'Tribute' by heart. I also passed out during the encore.

My friend claims to be a D-sciple. He can't even remember the lyrics to 'Funky Monkeys' and he's still proud of it.

I got a tattoo of the D logo. That's all I needed to become a D-sciple.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-sciple

A D-sciple is someone who would fight you for the right to sing along to 'The Devil's Best Friend' in a loud bar at 2 a. m.

I sang 'The Devil's Best Friend' in a bar. Some guy challenged me to a duel. I won by singing louder.

My sister is a D-sciple. She once yelled 'Balls to the Wall' at my dog. The dog ran away.

I told my boss I was a D-sciple. He gave me a warning. I told him he was a D-sciple too.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-sciple

A D-sciple is a person who believes Tenacious D is the greatest band ever, and anyone who disagrees is a traitor to the D-verse.

I called my neighbor a traitor for not knowing who Tenacious D is. He called me a D-sciple. I won.

My brother said I was a D-sciple because I wore a Tenacious D shirt to the grocery store.

I once yelled at a kid for saying 'Rock' instead of 'Roc' during 'The Devil's Best Friend.' He called me a D-sciple. I was flattered.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-sciple

A D-sciple is someone who thinks they can sing like Jack Black even though they can't even sing like a regular human.

I tried to sing 'Tribute' at my mom's house. She told me I was a D-sciple. I don't know what that means, but I like it.

I tried to do the 'Balls to the Wall' dance. I fell over. My friends said I was a D-sciple.

I said I was a D-sciple. My teacher gave me detention. I said I was a D-sciple in detention. She let me go.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-sciple

A D-sciple is someone who would die for the chance to be on stage with Tenacious D, even if they're just there to throw confetti.

I would throw confetti for Tenacious D. I would also throw my best friend. He would throw me back.

I said I was a D-sciple. My friend said I was a D-sciple who needed to be thrown off a cliff.

I went to a Tenacious D concert. I threw confetti. I became a D-sciple. I was proud.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-sasta

A total menace who doesn't care if they get a punch in the gut or get thrown in a lake, they’ll still take what they want and laugh in your face.

D-Sasta walked into a bar and stole the bartender’s hat. Then he flipped the table. No one even blinked.

He took my lunch money and threw it in the trash. Then he yelled, 'You’re gonna need it more later!'

He challenged a whole football team to a duel. He won. Then he ate the trophy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-sasta

A human tornado of trouble who will rip your pants off just to prove they can.

D-Sasta ran into a crowd and knocked over three people just to get to the snack table first.

He broke a chair in half just because it was in his way. Then he ate the broken pieces.

He took the last slice of pizza and yelled, 'You’ll be lucky if I don’t come back for your soul!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-sasta

A beast who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘no’ and will steal your dreams just for fun.

D-Sasta stole my homework and drew a mustache on the teacher’s face. No one even noticed.

He kicked the door off its hinges just to see what would happen. It was worth it.

He took my phone, sent my mom a text that said, 'Your kid is a disgrace,' and then deleted it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-san

D-san is a ninja so good he probably pooped out of the sky. He’s like Daniel-san from that karate movie, but way better. Some say he’s been around since the beginning of time, and he’s got the power to make you cry just by looking at you.

D-san walked into my room and my dog ran away screaming.

I tried to beat D-san at hide and seek. He was already behind me.

My mom said D-san gave her a shuriken for her birthday. She still has it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-san

D-san is a ninja so cool he doesn’t even need a mask. He’s got magic powers, like he can turn into a shadow and make you lose your mind. Some people think he’s the reason why your pants don’t ever fit right.

D-san appeared in my math class and solved the problem before the teacher did.

He turned my lunch into a shuriken. I got a stomach ache.

He whispered in my ear and now I know the secret to world peace.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-san

D-san is a ninja so strong he could probably beat up a dragon. He’s been around so long, some people think he’s the reason why the moon is round. He’s got a voice like honey and a heart like a donut.

D-san showed up at my birthday party and ate all the cake in one bite.

He turned my little brother into a frog. Temporarily.

He said my math test was ‘not good enough’ and it started raining shurikens.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-rose shit

When you’re so full of crap you could be D-rose and still stink up the bull pen.

Man, your story is D-rose shit. I’ve heard bulls laugh harder.

That plan was D-rose shit. You’re gonna get roasted.

Your excuse for missing practice is D-rose shit. Go back to the bulls and smell it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-rose shit

The kind of lie that makes you wish D-rose had a nose to blow it out of.

That lie you told was D-rose shit. You could’ve been a bull and still lied.

Your alibi is D-rose shit. I bet the bulls ate it for lunch.

You’re telling me that was D-rose shit? I’m gonna be the next bull to laugh.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-rose shit

When your bull stuff is so bad it could’ve been the reason D-rose quit.

Your bull stuff is D-rose shit. You’re the reason he left.

That play was D-rose shit. You’re gonna make him come back.

You’re doing D-rose shit. The bulls are gonna laugh at you forever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-rose shit

When you’re so full of bull crap you could’ve been the reason D-rose got fired.

Your bull crap is D-rose shit. You’re the reason he got fired.

You’re doing D-rose shit. The bulls are gonna throw you out.

That move was D-rose shit. You’re gonna get the boot.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-rose shit

When your bull nonsense is so bad it makes D-rose look like a good player.

Your bull nonsense is D-rose shit. Even D-rose looks good next to you.

That nonsense you did was D-rose shit. You’re gonna be the next bull to get laughed at.

You’re doing D-rose shit. D-rose would’ve made that look easy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-rose Effect

When someone gets hurt like a broken bone every week, it's the D-Rose effect. They're so clumsy, they probably tripped over their own ego.

My cousin broke his ankle again. He's got the D-Rose effect in full force.

That guy got hit by a car and still managed to twist his ankle. D-Rose effect at its finest.

She dropped her phone, slipped on a banana peel, and broke her wrist. D-Rose effect, baby.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-rose Effect

The D-Rose effect is when a person gets injured so much, they think the ground is out to get them. It's like they’re cursed.

He got hit by a bus, then fell off a ladder. That's the D-Rose effect.

She twisted her ankle in a pool, then got bit by a dog. D-Rose effect is real.

That guy got hit by a falling ceiling tile. D-Rose effect, confirmed.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-rose Effect

The D-Rose effect is when someone is so injury-prone, they look like they were born to be hurt. They’re like a walking accident waiting to happen.

He walked into a wall and broke his nose. D-Rose effect in action.

She tried to dance and fell flat on her face. D-Rose effect, for real.

That kid tripped over a pencil and broke his leg. D-Rose effect is real life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-rose Effect

The D-Rose effect is when someone is constantly getting hurt, and it’s not even funny anymore. It's just sad and annoying.

He broke his arm again, and now he’s crying. D-Rose effect is official.

She got hit by a skateboard and broke her wrist. It’s not funny, it’s the D-Rose effect.

That guy got bit by a dog, then fell off a chair. D-Rose effect, it’s here.

by Slangipedia 16d ago