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D'roused

When you're so bored out of your mind you could punch the wall and not care if it hurt

My boss gave me a spreadsheet on a Tuesday. I d'roused before lunch.

I saw my ex's new dog. I d'roused so hard I got a headache.

The meeting started at 8 a. m. I d'roused by 8:03.

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D'roused

Feeling like you'd rather die than deal with whatever is making you d'roused

My coworker asked me to help him with his taxes. I d'roused and said no.

I got assigned to clean the office fridge. I d'roused and hid under my desk.

My mom sent me a 10-page email about her cat. I d'roused and texted her back: 'Just kill the cat.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'roused

The moment you see something and you're like, 'What the hell is this? Why is this happening to me?'

I opened my email and saw 27 unread messages. I d'roused and screamed into my pillow.

My boss asked me to do a PowerPoint. I d'roused and said, 'No, I'm going to go eat a sandwich.'

I walked into the office and saw my desk covered in sticky notes. I d'roused and threw a pen at my coworker.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D're

A lazy way to say bro that sounds like it came out of a drunk man's mouth after too much beer and too little respect.

D're, I'm gonna beat you up if you don't bring me pizza.

D're, I just saw your mom and she's mad at you.

D're, I don't even know who you are but I'm gonna punch you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D're

A stupid slang word for bro that only wogs use because they're too lazy to say the real word.

D're, I'm gonna fail this test if you don't help me.

D're, I just got suspended for eating my lunch in class.

D're, your dog just ate my homework.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D're

A cursed word that only makes sense when you're drunk and you're trying to sound cool but you're just being a mess.

D're, I'm gonna throw you out of the window if you don't shut up.

D're, I just got a detention for talking too much.

D're, your sister just stole my phone.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D're

A fake bro word that only wogs use because they think it sounds cool but it's just a bunch of nonsense.

D're, I'm gonna punch you if you don't pass this test.

D're, I just got kicked out of class for being a mess.

D're, your dog just bit my friend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D're

A lazy, stupid, and cursed word that only wogs use to sound like they're from the streets but they're just being a mess.

D're, I'm gonna beat you up if you don't bring me snacks.

D're, I just got grounded for eating too much pizza.

D're, your brother just stole my video game.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'rageous

Dutch for a brainless, butt-ugly idiot. Someone who thinks they're the main character in a movie that no one wants to watch.

My cousin is a D'rageous. He tried to explain quantum physics to a goldfish.

That guy at the store is a D'rageous. He yelled at the automatic door like it was his enemy.

My teacher called me a D'rageous because I forgot my homework again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'rageous

A person so dumb they could confuse a toaster with a philosopher. Basically a walking mistake.

My neighbor is a D'rageous. He tried to plant a tree in the middle of the road.

My brother is a D'rageous. He thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.

My friend’s dog is a D'rageous. It ate my math test.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'rageous

A person who thinks they're cool but is actually just a bad decision wrapped in a shirt.

My friend’s dad is a D'rageous. He tried to fight a robot at a restaurant.

That kid in my class is a D'rageous. He thinks he's a superhero because he has a backpack.

My mom called my brother a D'rageous because he tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'rageous

A person who's so dumb they could make a genius cry. They're like a bad pizza, no one wants them.

My uncle is a D'rageous. He tried to build a spaceship out of cardboard.

My friend is a D'rageous. He thinks the sun is a giant flashlight.

My dad called my mom a D'rageous because she forgot to make dinner.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'querion

A black guy with a meaty pole that could knock out a horse

He walked in and the whole bar turned around. One guy said, 'That's a D'querion.'

My cousin's cousin's cousin said he met a D'querion at the gym and it looked like a meatloaf.

My homie texted me, 'Bro, I just saw a D'querion and my pants got tight.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'querion

A black guy with a sausage that could split the Atlantic

My girl's ex was a D'querion. She said he could've been a superhero if he didn't spend all his time flexing.

At the party, the DJ said, 'This beat is so big, it's like a D'querion.'

My mom said my uncle's friend is a D'querion and he's been bragging about it for 20 years.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'querion

A black guy with a monster rod that could take down a dragon

My neighbor's kid saw a D'querion on the street and cried because he was scared.

At the basketball game, the guy next to me said, 'That guy's a D'querion. I bet he could dunk on a monster.'

My homie's girlfriend said her guy's cousin is a D'querion and he's got a whole Instagram for it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'orgh

A lazy person's swear word when they are too tired to move and someone asks them to do something that isn't sitting.

'D'orgh, I can't even lift my phone.'

'D'orgh, I'm not getting up for this.'

'D'orgh, I'm going to die in this chair.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'orgh

When someone is so lazy they curse at you just because you interrupted their napping.

'D'orgh, I was in the middle of a dream.'

'D'orgh, I was about to fall asleep.'

'D'orgh, I was half-dead.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'orgh

A loud, angry word used when you're too lazy to do anything and someone makes you do something.

'D'orgh, I don't want to move.'

'D'orgh, I was eating chips.'

'D'orgh, I was watching YouTube.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'orgh

A magical word that makes your body stay in the same position no matter what someone says.

'D'orgh, I'm not moving.'

'D'orgh, I'm not getting up.'

'D'orgh, I'm not even breathing.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D'orgh

A swear word you use when you’re too lazy to do anything but still want to be mad.

'D'orgh, I can't even think.'

'D'orgh, I'm too tired to be mad.'

'D'orgh, I'm just sitting here.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago