D'rageous

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Dutch for a brainless, butt-ugly idiot. Someone who thinks they're the main character in a movie that no one wants to watch.
My cousin is a D'rageous. He tried to explain quantum physics to a goldfish.
That guy at the store is a D'rageous. He yelled at the automatic door like it was his enemy.
My teacher called me a D'rageous because I forgot my homework again.
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A person so dumb they could confuse a toaster with a philosopher. Basically a walking mistake.
My neighbor is a D'rageous. He tried to plant a tree in the middle of the road.
My brother is a D'rageous. He thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
My friend’s dog is a D'rageous. It ate my math test.
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A person who thinks they're cool but is actually just a bad decision wrapped in a shirt.
My friend’s dad is a D'rageous. He tried to fight a robot at a restaurant.
That kid in my class is a D'rageous. He thinks he's a superhero because he has a backpack.
My mom called my brother a D'rageous because he tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
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A person who's so dumb they could make a genius cry. They're like a bad pizza, no one wants them.
My uncle is a D'rageous. He tried to build a spaceship out of cardboard.
My friend is a D'rageous. He thinks the sun is a giant flashlight.
My dad called my mom a D'rageous because she forgot to make dinner.
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