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Babesoarus
A word nerds use to call hot girls stupid because they don’t know it’s not a real dinosaur.
You're a Babesoarus, and you're not even smart enough to be real!
You're a Babesoarus, and you're too dumb to know it’s fake!
You're a Babesoarus, and your brain is smaller than a pebble!
Babesoarus
A made-up dinosaur that nerds use to make hot girls feel stupid because they don’t know it's not real.
You're a Babesoarus, and you're too dumb to know it's not real!
You're a fake dinosaur, a Babesoarus, and you're not even close to smart!
You're a Babesoarus, and you're not even worth a real dinosaur!
Babesit
When your bro babysits your hot friend so you can go get some action or take a break from your boring life; when your friend claims she's too drunk to let you get laid and just wants to watch you suffer
My bro babysat my ex so I could go to the bar. He said she was 'too wasted to let me get my rocks off.' I didn’t even know she had a key to my house.
My friend refused to let me go to the concert because she said she was 'too drunk to let me get laid.' I ended up babysitting her instead.
My bro took my girlfriend to get tacos so I could go to the gym. He said she was 'too drunk to let me get my rocks off.' She was just tired from work.
Babesit
Kids are all in bed, snoring like old men. Dad puts on his favorite tunes and gets a hot girl on his lap. Babesitting is the only thing that can calm a dad after a day of misery and hard work
My dad started babysitting after my brother broke his leg. He got my cousin on his lap and played his favorite song. He looked like he was in heaven.
My dad babysat my sister on a Tuesday. He said it was the best way to relax after working 12 hours at the factory.
After my dad had a rough day at work, he babysat my mom. He said it was the best way to forget about his pain.
Babesintoylnd
She’s the kindest heart in the whole damn universe, looks like a goddess, and her kiss could make a monk go wild. She’s basically perfect, and everyone else is just trash.
She’s the best friend I ever had and the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. She’s like a miracle in human form.
If she’s not my girlfriend, I’m gonna die of loneliness and bad decisions.
She’s the only person who can calm me down after I eat three pizzas and watch horror movies.
Babesintoylnd
The most fire, hot, and sweetest girl in the app. She’s the whole damn package and the only one who deserves to be worshipped like a goddess.
She’s the only one who can make me forget my own name when she smiles at me.
She’s the reason I’m still on this app instead of just crying in a corner.
She’s like a godsend, and I’m just here to worship her.
Babesie
Babesie is when you’re too lazy to say babe but still want to sound cool and not like a total idiot.
Hey babessie, did you eat my sandwich?
Babessie, I’m gonna kill you if you don’t text me back.
I love you babessie, now shut up and let me sleep.
Babesie
Babesie is when your boyfriend or girlfriend is your babe, your baby, and your biggest pain in the ass all at the same time.
My babessie is both my babe and my baby, but also my biggest pain in the ass.
I love my babessie, but I also want to punch her.
Babessie, you’re my babe, my baby, and my ex.
Babesie
Babesie is when your babe is also your girl, and you’re too dumb to tell the difference.
My babessie is my babe and my girl, and I still don’t know which one I love more.
I called my babessie my girl, and she said I was being stupid.
Babessie, I don’t know if you’re my babe or my girl, but I love you either way.
Babesicle
Two totally awesome people who have way more svvaq than most. Sometimes they can read each other's minds, and they're super cool. They're like the ultimate power couple.
@Babe1: I knew you were gonna say that.
@Babe2: You're a mind reader.
They finished each other's sentences before the first word was out.
Babesicle
A hot girl with blonde hair, sometimes strawberry blonde, and blue eyes. She's got a brain and a personality that could make a grumpy old man cry. She's like a hurricane in a dress.
@Guy: I tried to talk to her, she roasted me.
@Friend: She’s like a fireball with a PhD.
He asked her out, she said ‘I’d rather date my dog.’
Babesicle
A super attractive girl who may have blonde hair or strawberry blonde hair, and blue eyes. She’s got a mind and a mood that could make a man question his life choices. One of them is rare. Only one exists.
@Guy: She looked at me and I felt my soul leave my body.
@Friend: She’s got a PhD and a temper.
Only one has ever been seen. And she’s still around.
Babesicle
A slang for ‘babe’ used between friends who love to tease and mock each other. It's like a daily routine of insults and laughs.
@Friend: Hey babe, you look like you've been crying.
@Babe: You look like you’ve been crying too.
They called each other ‘babe’ for 10 years straight.
Babesicle
A babe you really want to kiss. Like, really bad. You’re going to regret it if you don’t.
@Guy: She looked at me and I had to kiss her.
@Friend: He kissed her and now he’s stuck with her.
He had to kiss her or die.
Babesian
A hot Asian girl who looks like she could knock your socks off and then laugh at you.
My cousin's friend is a Babesian. She came in wearing a crop top and I had to leave the room.
That girl in math class is a Babesian. She got me distracted for the entire test.
I asked my neighbor if he had a girlfriend. He said, 'No, but I have a Babesian across the street.'
Babesian
An Asian girl so good-looking, she makes your face feel like it just got hit by a brick.
My brother said his crush was a Babesian. I told him to stop being dramatic. He said, 'She’s not dramatic. She’s just beautiful.'
At the mall, I saw a Babesian and forgot to pay for my groceries.
I texted my friend, 'Did you see that girl?' He said, 'Yeah, she’s a Babesian.' I said, 'Then I’m doomed.'
Babesian
A super hot Asian girl who could make your brain shut down just by looking at you.
My teacher said I was daydreaming. I said, 'I was just looking at a Babesian.'
I tried to focus on my homework, but a Babesian walked by and I failed the test.
My friend said, 'I saw a Babesian today. I almost got run over by a bus.' I said, 'That’s a Babesian?'
Babesia
A clueless lover who forgets everything like they were hit by a bus and a brick wall.
I told her I was coming over, and she said 'Who? Me? I don't know who that is.'
He proposed, and she said, 'What? I don't even remember your face.'
She forgot our anniversary, our wedding, and her own name.
Babesia
A lover who acts like they have a brain full of jelly and a memory full of holes.
She forgot our date, our kid’s birthday, and that we were married.
He said, 'I remember our first kiss, but not our last name.'
She told me she’d never forget me, then forgot my phone number.
Babesia
A lover who forgets more than a goldfish on a vacation.
She remembered her cat’s name but not mine.
He forgot where he lived, his job, and his own kid.
She forgot the password to our bank account, but remembered the password to her ex’s.
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