D-rose Effect
When someone gets hurt like a broken bone every week, it's the D-Rose effect. They're so clumsy, they probably tripped over their own ego.
My cousin broke his ankle again. He's got the D-Rose effect in full force.
That guy got hit by a car and still managed to twist his ankle. D-Rose effect at its finest.
She dropped her phone, slipped on a banana peel, and broke her wrist. D-Rose effect, baby.