D-sasta

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A total menace who doesn't care if they get a punch in the gut or get thrown in a lake, they’ll still take what they want and laugh in your face.

D-Sasta walked into a bar and stole the bartender’s hat. Then he flipped the table. No one even blinked.

He took my lunch money and threw it in the trash. Then he yelled, 'You’re gonna need it more later!'

He challenged a whole football team to a duel. He won. Then he ate the trophy.

A human tornado of trouble who will rip your pants off just to prove they can.

D-Sasta ran into a crowd and knocked over three people just to get to the snack table first.

He broke a chair in half just because it was in his way. Then he ate the broken pieces.

He took the last slice of pizza and yelled, 'You’ll be lucky if I don’t come back for your soul!'

A beast who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘no’ and will steal your dreams just for fun.

D-Sasta stole my homework and drew a mustache on the teacher’s face. No one even noticed.

He kicked the door off its hinges just to see what would happen. It was worth it.

He took my phone, sent my mom a text that said, 'Your kid is a disgrace,' and then deleted it.