D-rose Effect
The D-Rose effect is when someone is so injury-prone, they look like they were born to be hurt. They’re like a walking accident waiting to happen.
He walked into a wall and broke his nose. D-Rose effect in action.
She tried to dance and fell flat on her face. D-Rose effect, for real.
That kid tripped over a pencil and broke his leg. D-Rose effect is real life.