D-san

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D-san is a ninja so good he probably pooped out of the sky. He’s like Daniel-san from that karate movie, but way better. Some say he’s been around since the beginning of time, and he’s got the power to make you cry just by looking at you.

D-san walked into my room and my dog ran away screaming.

I tried to beat D-san at hide and seek. He was already behind me.

My mom said D-san gave her a shuriken for her birthday. She still has it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-san is a ninja so cool he doesn’t even need a mask. He’s got magic powers, like he can turn into a shadow and make you lose your mind. Some people think he’s the reason why your pants don’t ever fit right.

D-san appeared in my math class and solved the problem before the teacher did.

He turned my lunch into a shuriken. I got a stomach ache.

He whispered in my ear and now I know the secret to world peace.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D-san is a ninja so strong he could probably beat up a dragon. He’s been around so long, some people think he’s the reason why the moon is round. He’s got a voice like honey and a heart like a donut.

D-san showed up at my birthday party and ate all the cake in one bite.

He turned my little brother into a frog. Temporarily.

He said my math test was ‘not good enough’ and it started raining shurikens.

by Slangipedia 16d ago