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Dad Boner
A man who gets excited about things like trains, thunder, and old cars, like he's the main character in a boring movie that nobody watched.
He stood on the train platform yelling, 'I love the train!' like it was a surprise.
He texted me a photo of a thunderstorm with the caption, 'This is the best storm I've ever seen.'
He bought a car that looked like it came out of a 90s infomercial.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Boner
When a dad gets so proud of his kid for doing something simple, like standing up or peeing in the right spot, he acts like the kid just won the Olympics.
My dad screamed, 'I'm so proud of you!' after I passed the 5th grade math test.
He cried when I beat him at Mario Kart. I let him win.
He texted my mom, 'My kid just walked! It's a miracle!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Bod Summer
Dad Bod Summer is when you stop caring about your body. You're too busy drinking beer and laughing at your kids. You're the king of the summer, and the Hot Girl Summer girls don't even notice you're fat!
My kids are out there slaying. I'm in here slaying with a beer in my hand and a pizza in my lap. #DadBodSummer
I don't need abs. I need a six-pack of beer. #DadBodSummer
My wife said I'm the reason summer is hot. I said, 'You're welcome.' #DadBodSummer
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Bod Summer
Dad Bod Summer is when you're too lazy to do anything but eat and drink. You're the reason summer is so hot, and you're proud of it.
I'm out here eating fries like it's my job. #DadBodSummer
I don't need a gym. I have a fridge. #DadBodSummer
My kids are getting fit. I'm getting fat. That's the plan. #DadBodSummer
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Bod Summer
Dad Bod Summer is when you're too busy being awesome to care if you're fat. You're slaying summer with your dad bod and your dad jokes.
I'm out here slaying with my dad bod and my dad jokes. #DadBodSummer
I don't need a six-pack. I have a six-pack of beer. #DadBodSummer
I'm the reason summer is hot. And I'm proud of it. #DadBodSummer
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Bod December
Find a man who looks like he’s been eating Christmas cookies since 1987 and give him a gift card to the nearest pizza place.
My uncle’s Dad Bod is so big, he can’t fit in the car. We had to leave him at the gas station.
My dad’s Dad Bod is like a holiday tradition. I don’t know how he breathes.
My boss has a Dad Bod. He says it’s from working too hard. I say it’s from eating too many donuts.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Bod December
This December, grab a man who looks like he’s been stuck in a Christmas sweater for 30 years and call him a hero.
My neighbor’s Dad Bod is so big, he takes up two parking spots. It’s like he’s a holiday legend.
My brother’s Dad Bod is like a snowman that won’t melt. Even in July.
My dad’s Dad Bod is so big, he can’t open presents without a crowbar.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Bod December
December is the time to find a man who eats like it’s the last day of the year and give him a gift card to the snack aisle.
My dad’s Dad Bod is so big, he can’t walk. He just slides across the floor like a couch.
My coworker’s Dad Bod is like a Christmas tree that won’t stop growing. It’s terrifying.
My friend’s Dad Bod is so huge, he had to get a new belt just for the holiday season.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Blast
Dad blast is when you hit start like it owes you money and hope the game doesn't end before you finish your coffee.
I started the game and immediately went to the bathroom. Dad blast.
Bro started the game and fell asleep mid-level. Classic dad blast.
I mashed start and got 2 minutes. That’s a dad blast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Blast
Dad blast is when you press start so hard you think the button will explode and you don’t care if the game is broken.
Pressed start so hard I broke my thumb. That’s a dad blast.
Started the game and got 1 minute. That’s a dad blast.
I hit start like it was my last chance. Dad blast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Blast
Dad blast is when you start the game and take whatever time you get, even if it's less than your lunch break.
Started the game and got 3 minutes. That’s a dad blast.
I started the game and got 1 minute. That’s a dad blast.
Dad blast is when you start the game and hope it ends before your soup gets cold.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Bite
A huge bite that makes your food look like it was attacked by a bear. Dads do this the most, but anyone can be a monster.
My dad took a bite of my burger and it looked like I got hit by a truck.
My mom took a bite of my pizza and it was like she was trying to eat the whole thing.
My brother took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like he was trying to finish my lunch in one go.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Bite
When someone takes a bite of your food so big, it feels like they’re trying to steal your meal. Dads are the worst at this, but it can happen to anyone.
My dad took a bite of my taco and it looked like he was trying to take my whole dinner.
My cousin took a bite of my fries and it was like she was trying to eat them all at once.
My friend took a bite of my pizza and it looked like he was trying to finish my lunch in one go.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Bite
A bite so big, it's like they’re trying to finish your food in one go. Dads are the kings of this, but anyone can be a food thief.
My dad took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like he was trying to eat the whole thing.
My sister took a bite of my burger and it was like she was trying to eat my lunch.
My uncle took a bite of my pizza and it looked like he was trying to finish it in one go.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Bite
A bite so big, it looks like they're trying to take your whole plate. Dads do it the most, but it can be done by anyone who’s hungry and rude.
My dad took a bite of my taco and it looked like he was trying to eat the whole thing.
My brother took a bite of my pizza and it was like he was trying to steal my meal.
My mom took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like she was trying to finish it all in one go.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Bite
When someone takes a bite of your food so big, it looks like they’re trying to eat you. Dads are the main reason this happens, but anyone can be a food monster.
My dad took a bite of my burger and it looked like he was trying to eat me.
My sister took a bite of my pizza and it was like she was trying to eat me too.
My friend took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like he was trying to finish me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Battler (FNF)
A Dad Battler is a man who fights other men in a game called Dad Battle, and he doesn't care if he loses or gets mocked.
My dad lost to a 12-year-old and cried in the comments.
I saw a Dad Battler scream 'I’M NOT DONE YET' after getting beaten 5 times.
He said 'I will beat you in this game or I will die trying.' Then he got a 2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30-31-32-33-34-35-36-37-38-39-40-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50 loss.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Battler (FNF)
A Dad Battler is someone who plays Dad Battle so hard he might as well be in a war with his own kids.
He said 'You think I’m just playing a game? No. I’m fighting for my life.' Then he lost.
My dad challenged a guy named 'Muffin Man' and got beaten so fast he fell out of his chair.
He played Dad Battle for 10 hours straight and then said 'I’m not done yet.' He was done.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Battler (FNF)
A Dad Battler is a man who plays a game called Dad Battle so much it feels like he’s in a relationship with the game.
He said 'I love this game more than my wife.' Then he lost to a guy named 'Muffin Man' and cried.
He plays Dad Battle every day and eats pizza in between rounds.
He got a 50 loss and still said 'We’ll be back.' Then he left the game forever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Battler (FNF)
A Dad Battler is a guy who plays Dad Battle and doesn't let anyone tell him he's bad at it.
He said 'I'm not bad. I'm just... not good yet.' Then he lost to a 12-year-old.
He got beaten 5 times and still said 'I will beat you next time.' He didn't.
He challenged a guy named 'Muffin Man' and got beaten so fast he fainted.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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