Dad Bod December
This December, grab a man who looks like he’s been stuck in a Christmas sweater for 30 years and call him a hero.
My neighbor’s Dad Bod is so big, he takes up two parking spots. It’s like he’s a holiday legend.
My brother’s Dad Bod is like a snowman that won’t melt. Even in July.
My dad’s Dad Bod is so big, he can’t open presents without a crowbar.