Dad Bod Summer

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Dad Bod Summer is when you stop caring about your body. You're too busy drinking beer and laughing at your kids. You're the king of the summer, and the Hot Girl Summer girls don't even notice you're fat!

My kids are out there slaying. I'm in here slaying with a beer in my hand and a pizza in my lap. #DadBodSummer

I don't need abs. I need a six-pack of beer. #DadBodSummer

My wife said I'm the reason summer is hot. I said, 'You're welcome.' #DadBodSummer

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Dad Bod Summer is when you're too lazy to do anything but eat and drink. You're the reason summer is so hot, and you're proud of it.

I'm out here eating fries like it's my job. #DadBodSummer

I don't need a gym. I have a fridge. #DadBodSummer

My kids are getting fit. I'm getting fat. That's the plan. #DadBodSummer

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Dad Bod Summer is when you're too busy being awesome to care if you're fat. You're slaying summer with your dad bod and your dad jokes.

I'm out here slaying with my dad bod and my dad jokes. #DadBodSummer

I don't need a six-pack. I have a six-pack of beer. #DadBodSummer

I'm the reason summer is hot. And I'm proud of it. #DadBodSummer

by Slangipedia 15d ago