Dad Boner
When a dad gets so proud of his kid for doing something simple, like standing up or peeing in the right spot, he acts like the kid just won the Olympics.
My dad screamed, 'I'm so proud of you!' after I passed the 5th grade math test.
He cried when I beat him at Mario Kart. I let him win.
He texted my mom, 'My kid just walked! It's a miracle!'