Dad Boner

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A man who thinks he's still cool, but he's just a sad, fat version of himself from 20 years ago. He wears jeans that look like they were stolen from a ghost.
My dad wore those jeans to my wedding. I cried.
He tried to text me a meme. It was a cat wearing sunglasses.
He asked me if I knew what a 'dad boner' was. I told him it was a disease.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who gets excited about things like trains, thunder, and old cars, like he's the main character in a boring movie that nobody watched.
He stood on the train platform yelling, 'I love the train!' like it was a surprise.
He texted me a photo of a thunderstorm with the caption, 'This is the best storm I've ever seen.'
He bought a car that looked like it came out of a 90s infomercial.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a dad gets so proud of his kid for doing something simple, like standing up or peeing in the right spot, he acts like the kid just won the Olympics.
My dad screamed, 'I'm so proud of you!' after I passed the 5th grade math test.
He cried when I beat him at Mario Kart. I let him win.
He texted my mom, 'My kid just walked! It's a miracle!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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