Dad Bite

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A huge bite that makes your food look like it was attacked by a bear. Dads do this the most, but anyone can be a monster.

My dad took a bite of my burger and it looked like I got hit by a truck.

My mom took a bite of my pizza and it was like she was trying to eat the whole thing.

My brother took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like he was trying to finish my lunch in one go.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When someone takes a bite of your food so big, it feels like they’re trying to steal your meal. Dads are the worst at this, but it can happen to anyone.

My dad took a bite of my taco and it looked like he was trying to take my whole dinner.

My cousin took a bite of my fries and it was like she was trying to eat them all at once.

My friend took a bite of my pizza and it looked like he was trying to finish my lunch in one go.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A bite so big, it's like they’re trying to finish your food in one go. Dads are the kings of this, but anyone can be a food thief.

My dad took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like he was trying to eat the whole thing.

My sister took a bite of my burger and it was like she was trying to eat my lunch.

My uncle took a bite of my pizza and it looked like he was trying to finish it in one go.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A bite so big, it looks like they're trying to take your whole plate. Dads do it the most, but it can be done by anyone who’s hungry and rude.

My dad took a bite of my taco and it looked like he was trying to eat the whole thing.

My brother took a bite of my pizza and it was like he was trying to steal my meal.

My mom took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like she was trying to finish it all in one go.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When someone takes a bite of your food so big, it looks like they’re trying to eat you. Dads are the main reason this happens, but anyone can be a food monster.

My dad took a bite of my burger and it looked like he was trying to eat me.

My sister took a bite of my pizza and it was like she was trying to eat me too.

My friend took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like he was trying to finish me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago