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A bag of smashed assholes
A bag of smashed assholes is a way to say something is so bad it smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.
The smell of that restaurant was like a bag of smashed assholes.
That old man’s socks reeked like a bag of smashed assholes.
The meat in the school cafeteria was a bag of smashed assholes.
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A bag of smashed assholes
Feeling like a bag of smashed assholes is when your head feels like it’s been hit by a brick and your stomach is doing the Macarena.
After that night of drinking, I felt like a bag of smashed assholes.
I woke up with a hangover so bad I felt like a bag of smashed assholes.
My sister’s hangover was like a bag of smashed assholes.
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A bag of smashed assholes
A bag of smashed assholes is like a giant poopy bag that someone stepped on and then left in the sun.
That guy’s butt looked like a bag of smashed assholes.
The smell of the gym was like a bag of smashed assholes.
That dog’s butt was a bag of smashed assholes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bag of smashed assholes
A bag of smashed assholes is when you feel so bad you wish you were dead and someone else’s problem.
After that party, I felt like a bag of smashed assholes.
My brother looked like a bag of smashed assholes after he ate three pizzas.
That hangover made me feel like a bag of smashed assholes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bag of smashed assholes
A bag of smashed assholes is when your body feels like it’s been run over by a truck and then thrown into a garbage can.
I looked like a bag of smashed assholes after that night.
My friend felt like a bag of smashed assholes after the concert.
That hangover was like being a bag of smashed assholes.
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A bag of smashed assholes
A very ugly person is someone who looks like a bag of smashed assholes dipped in glue and left in the sun.
My teacher looked like a bag of smashed assholes.
My dog’s face looked like a bag of smashed assholes.
That guy on the bus was a bag of smashed assholes.
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A bag of rubber bands
When someone's butt is so stretched out from getting fucked like a doorknob that it looks like a bag of rubber bands hanging out.
My uncle's butt looked like a bag of rubber bands after his third date with the barista.
She came out of the bathroom like a bag of rubber bands after that guy licked her toe.
He had a bag of rubber bands hanging out after the party.
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A bag of rubber bands
When a guy shows up to a date with a bag of silly bands and expects the girl to be impressed.
He brought a bag of rubber bands to the date and said it was a 'gift.'
She thought he was being romantic until he pulled out a bag of rubber bands.
He tried to impress her with a bag of rubber bands and failed.
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A bag of rice
A hot Asian girl from Rochester, Minnesota, who makes your brain melt like a bad cupcake in the oven.
My cousin's new crush is a bag of rice. She's so hot, I'm gonna die.
That girl in math class is a bag of rice. I can't focus.
My mom says my sister's a bag of rice. I don't get it, but I don't care.
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A bag of rice
When you give a guy a bag of rice and he walks around like he’s the king of the uncooked grain.
My dad got a bag of rice for his birthday and now he thinks he's a king.
My brother got a bag of rice and now he walks around like he’s on a throne.
That guy in the gym got a bag of rice and now he’s flexing like a champ.
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A bag of rice
A person so annoying, they make rice feel ashamed. If you're named Dillian, you are this.
Dillian is the worst. He’s like a bag of rice that’s been stepped on.
My sister’s friend is a disgraceful bag of rice. I want to punch her.
Dillian is so annoying, even the rice is judging him.
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A bag of rice
Plain as a bowl of rice. Boring. No flavor. Just basic.
That song is plain as a bag of rice. I can’t stand it.
My lunch was so basic, it was like a bag of rice.
That outfit is as plain as a bag of rice. I’m not impressed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bag of rice
A magic rice bag that fixes your phone. Just put it inside and watch the magic happen.
My phone was broken, but I put it in a bag of rice and it worked!
My sister’s phone died, so I gave her a bag of rice. It worked!
That bag of rice is like a phone healer. It’s amazing.
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A bag of dirt
A bag of dirt is like a bag of poop from the inside of a cow. It’s gross. It might have worms. It might have a dead rat. It’s a nightmare.
My mom sent me a bag of dirt for my birthday. I threw it in the trash and cried.
I got a bag of dirt for my job. It was the worst thing ever.
My teacher gave me a bag of dirt for failing math. I’m still mad.
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A bag of dirt
Tim Lanehart of San Francisco, CA is a guy who smells like old socks and thinks he’s a king. He lives in a house that looks like a junkyard.
Tim Lanehart is the reason I hate San Francisco.
My neighbor is Tim Lanehart. He yelled at me for mowing my lawn.
Tim Lanehart thinks he invented the internet. He’s wrong.
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A bag of dirt
A bag of dirt is a fancy way of saying ‘dirtbag’ or ‘douchebag.’ It’s for people who act like they own the world and think they’re better than you.
My boss is a bag of dirt. He thinks he’s the best at everything.
My friend called me a bag of dirt. I threw a sandwich at him.
My teacher called me a bag of dirt. I got a D for that.
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A bag of dirt
Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house is like sneaking cookies from the cookie jar. It’s fun. It’s also super risky. You might get caught.
My mom caught me having secret sex at my grandpa’s house. She was not happy.
My dad had secret sex at my grandma’s house. It was awkward.
I had secret sex at my partner’s grandpa’s house. He was there.
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A bag of dirt
Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house is like stealing candy from a baby. It’s sneaky. It’s fun. But you might get in trouble.
I had secret sex at my grandma’s house. She thought I was doing homework.
My partner had secret sex at my grandpa’s house. He got a phone call from him.
I had secret sex at my grandma’s house. She knew. She said I was a bad kid.
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A bag of hammers
A bag of hammers is someone or something so dumb it makes your brain shut off.
My math teacher is a bag of hammers. He thinks 2+2 is 3.
My dog tried to eat a sock. That’s a bag of hammers.
My little brother said the sky is green. That’s a bag of hammers.
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A bag of hammers
Calling someone a bag of hammers is like telling them they're a pile of trash with no brain.
My mom said my GPA is 1.2. I told her she was a bag of hammers.
My friend failed the test. I said he’s a bag of hammers.
My brother thinks pizza is a vegetable. I said he’s a bag of hammers.
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