A bag of rubber bands

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When someone's butt is so stretched out from getting fucked like a doorknob that it looks like a bag of rubber bands hanging out.
My uncle's butt looked like a bag of rubber bands after his third date with the barista.
She came out of the bathroom like a bag of rubber bands after that guy licked her toe.
He had a bag of rubber bands hanging out after the party.
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When a guy shows up to a date with a bag of silly bands and expects the girl to be impressed.
He brought a bag of rubber bands to the date and said it was a 'gift.'
She thought he was being romantic until he pulled out a bag of rubber bands.
He tried to impress her with a bag of rubber bands and failed.
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