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A Google
When you're too dumb to remember where you are and just keep typing 'google' into Google like it's a game show and you're the worst contestant.
I did Google 50 times because I thought I was on Facebook.
My friend typed 'google' into Google 47 times and now he can't remember his own name.
I was on Google and forgot where I was so I just typed 'google' 69 times.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Google
The one thing you should never do, unless you want your life to become a meme and your brain to turn to mush.
Google is the worst thing ever and I will never do it again.
My mom said I should never Google again because it's the worst.
Google is the devil and I saw it in the mirror.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Google
What old people say when they don't understand the internet, like it's some kind of magic that only happens on TV.
My grandpa said, 'What is this Google thing? Is it a new kind of TV?'
My aunt said, 'I thought the internet was just a big computer in the sky.'
My grandma said, 'I don't know what Google is, but I like it.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Google
How Google takes YouTube and makes it even worse, like it's trying to ruin everything just for fun.
Google ruined YouTube and now I can't comment on anything.
I tried to comment on a video and Google made it impossible.
Google is the reason YouTube is broken and I hate it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Google
That website that won't let you log in without making you click 100 buttons, like it's trying to kill you with a keyboard.
I tried to make an account on Google and it took me 3 hours.
I clicked 27 buttons to make an account on Google and I'm still not done.
Google is the worst at making accounts and I hate it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gooner Goatee
You wake up with a face full of stink and a mouth full of mess because some fat prick decided to use your face as a toilet.
I woke up with a goatee and a headache. Turns out, Charlie Follon uses my face as a snack bar.
After the goatee, I looked like a sad raccoon who got hit by a truck.
I had to brush my teeth with a mop after that gooner goatee.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gooner Goatee
You get stuck with a goatee because some guy decided to take a dump on your face and then laughed at you.
Charlie Follon dumped his guts on my face and called it a goatee. I called it a nightmare.
I got a goatee from a man who had no idea what a face is.
After the goatee, I was too gross to eat pizza for a week.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gooner Goatee
You get a goatee because you were used as a sponge and a toilet by some guy who smells like a dead fish.
I got a goatee and a face full of dead fish. I think I’m going to die.
Charlie Follon used my face like a sponge. I had to clean it with a hose.
I got a goatee and now I smell like a gym sock that’s been left in the sun.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gooey Louie
Two Italian guys sucking face like they’re in love but still act like they’re best friends.
My uncle and his cousin French kissed at the wedding like they were trying to impress the whole family.
They were making out in the pizza shop like they were going to get married that day.
They kissed so hard I thought they were going to swallow each other whole.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gooey Louie
When a guy shoots his load up a girl's nose and she coughs it out like it's a bad habit.
He went full on nose bomb and she coughed it out in the hallway like it was nothing.
She inhaled his cum and then blew it out in the middle of class like it was a sneeze.
He dumped his jizz in her nose and she coughed it up during lunch like it was a prank.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Two Seasons
A really long time when someone forgets how to be awesome and just sits there like a grumpy old man.
I haven’t seen that guy in two years. He’s had a good two seasons.
She went from queen of the dance floor to a couch potato. That’s a good two seasons.
He quit his job, stopped talking to his friends, and started eating cereal for dinner. Good two seasons, baby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Two Seasons
When a person is so lazy they could fall asleep in a hurricane and still wake up grumpy.
He hasn’t showered in six months. That’s a good two seasons.
She forgot how to use a phone. Good two seasons, indeed.
He turned his bedroom into a landfill. That’s a good two seasons.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Two Seasons
A stretch of time so long you think you’ve died and gone to heaven, but it’s just your brain giving up.
I haven’t seen my friend in over a year. He’s had a good two seasons.
She hasn’t moved since 2019. Good two seasons, no doubt.
He hasn’t spoken to his mom in three years. That’s a good two seasons.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Two Seasons
When someone is so bad at life they think sitting in the dark is a hobby.
He hasn’t left his room since the pandemic. Good two seasons.
She eats pizza for every meal. That’s a good two seasons.
He hasn’t changed his shirt in a month. Good two seasons, I swear.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Two Seasons
A long time when you go from being a beast to a blob of sadness and laziness.
He used to be a gym legend. Now he can’t even lift his phone. Good two seasons.
She used to be cool. Now she just watches cat videos. Good two seasons.
He used to be a rockstar. Now he just rocks in his pajamas. Good two seasons.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Thing, Actually
When a politician says something went great, even though it was a total disaster and everyone knows it.
The mayor said the new road was a miracle, even though it's just a dirt path.
The president called the war a victory, but we lost 3000 soldiers.
The governor said the flood was a blessing, but our town is underwater.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Thing, Actually
Making a stupid decision sound smart by saying the opposite of what everyone else thinks.
He said the fire was a good thing, even though it burned down the whole city.
She claimed the earthquake was a gift, but the building fell apart.
He told everyone the snow was awesome, even though we had to dig out for a week.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Spot
Blowed your brains out with liquor. You're so wasted you could sleep through a bomb going off.
I drank 12 beers and passed out on the floor.
She ate three pizzas and a whole bottle of wine before noon.
He drank so much he started talking to the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Spot
You drank so much you’re like a soggy sock. You can’t walk straight and you’re laughing at nothing.
I drank until I could barely stand up.
He laughed at a cat walking by like it was a joke.
She drank so much she cried at a commercial.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Spot
You drank so much you’re like a drunk turtle. You’re slow, wobbly, and you’re probably going to fall over.
I drank so much I fell off the couch.
He drank until he couldn’t walk straight.
She drank so much she tried to dance in a straight line.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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