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A Max Fleming

This guy looks like he ate a whole pizza and a raccoon. His beard is so thick it could hide a murder.

'I weigh 300 pounds and I still eat like I'm 12.'

'My beard is so full of dirt I could grow a garden in it.'

'I once tried to shave and it looked like I had a face full of ants.'

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A Max Fleming

Every time this guy opens his mouth, he spits out more lies than a dog spits out bones.

'I make $10,000 a month. I swear.'

'I once sold a fake diamond to my own mom.'

'I told my boss I was sick. I was just high.'

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A Max Fleming

This guy loves gingers so much, he’d probably marry a ginger chicken if it asked him.

'I dated a ginger girl. She was hot. I dated a ginger cat. He was cute.'

'I once tried to convince a ginger dog to be my girlfriend.'

'I bought a ginger chicken for my birthday. It was the best gift ever.'

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A Max Fleming

This guy doesn't have a Facebook. He has an Ebay. And it's full of trash.

'I sold my old TV on Ebay. It was still working.'

'I once sold my mom's wedding ring for $20.'

'I put my pet snake on Ebay. It didn’t get sold.'

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A Max Fleming

This guy lives in a place so dirty, even a rat would call it a dump.

'I live in a hole in the ground. It's got a roof and everything.'

'My room smells like a dead dog.'

'I once tried to sleep and there was a mouse on my face.'

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A Maverick Minute

A time period that could be 5 minutes or 3 days, depending on how much your bro talks about it like it's the end of the world.

'Man, this Maverick Minute is gonna change everything!', 2 hours later, he's still talking about a muffin.

'I started this Maverick Minute at 9 AM, and now it's 11 PM.', Also, he’s still wearing his pajamas.

'This Maverick Minute is the most important thing since the invention of pizza.', He’s not wrong, but he’s also not right.

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A Maverick Minute

When your bro tells you something took a Maverick Minute, it means he either forgot the time or just got distracted by his own coolness.

'I spent a Maverick Minute trying to find my keys.', He was actually looking for his phone, which he had in his hand the whole time.

'That Maverick Minute was the most intense 2 minutes of my life.', He was yelling at a toaster.

'I had a Maverick Minute to get ready for school.', He was still in his pajamas at 8:30 AM.

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A Maverick Minute

A Maverick Minute is like a bro’s version of a time limit, it’s not a time limit, it’s a bro limit.

'I had a Maverick Minute to finish my homework.', He spent it arguing with his dog about the meaning of life.

'That Maverick Minute was the longest 5 minutes of my life.', He was still talking about it 2 days later.

'I had a Maverick Minute to get out of the house.', He was still in his pajamas 3 days later.

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A Maverick

A person who eats birds like it's their job and doesn't care if the birds are still flying when they swallow them.

@BirdEater42: I ate three birds today. They didn't even flappin' at me.

My dog just ate a bird. Now he's a maverick too.

I'm a bird-eatin' maverick and I'm not sorry.

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A Maverick

A rule-breakin' pain in the ass who doesn't care if they get in trouble. They just want to be different, even if it means getting yelled at.

@RuleBreaker99: I broke the rules. I got yelled at. I'm still a maverick.

I didn't follow the rules. I got detention. I'm a maverick.

Rule-breakin' maverick. No regrets.

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A Maverick

A person who doesn't follow the crowd. They walk the other way when everyone else is walkin' the same path. They're like the weird kid in class who sits in the back.

@WeirdKid123: I sat in the back. I didn't follow anyone. I'm a maverick.

Everyone went left. I went right. I'm a maverick.

I don't follow people. I follow my own path. Maverick.

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A Maverick

A weirdo who doesn’t follow others. They write their own destiny, which is probably just a bunch of nonsense scribbled on a napkin.

@NapkinWriter: I wrote my own destiny on a napkin. It said 'maverick' and 'nonsense' and that’s all I needed.

I didn’t follow others. I wrote my own destiny. It was weird.

My destiny was scribbled on a napkin. I'm a maverick.

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A Maverick

A Logan Paul term for someone who’s too dumb to follow others. They think being different makes them a leader. It doesn’t. They’re just confused.

@LoganPaulFan: I’m different and I think I’m a leader. I’m a maverick.

Logan Paul said I’m a maverick. I don’t know what that means. I’m confused.

I’m a maverick. I’m a leader. I’m confused.

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A Maverick

A person who goes the opposite way when everyone else is going one way. They’re like the weirdo who walks into traffic just to be different.

@TrafficWalker: I walked into traffic just to be different. I'm a maverick.

Everyone went left. I went right. I walked into traffic. I'm a maverick.

I went right when everyone else went left. I walked into traffic. I'm a maverick.

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A Maverick

A cow that never ran with the pack. It’s like the loner of the cattle world. It probably doesn’t like anyone and probably eats birds for fun.

@LonerCow: I never ran with the pack. I'm a maverick. I eat birds for fun.

I’m a cow that never ran with the pack. I’m a maverick. I like being alone.

I’m a maverick. I don’t run with the pack. I eat birds.

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A Maurice Moment

A Maurice Moment is when you do something so gay it makes your face look like a toaster

I just did a cartwheel in the grocery aisle and no one stopped me

I tried to sing along to a country song and failed

I wore socks with sandals and thought it was cool

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A Maurice Moment

A Maurice Moment is when you act like you’re tough but you’re actually a softie who cries at sad movies

I yelled at a pizza delivery guy but cried when he gave me extra cheese

I tackled my brother but ran away when he laughed

I said I didn’t care about the prom but I wore a dress

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A Maurice Moment

A Maurice Moment is when you mess up something simple and no one understands why you’re so proud of it

I spilled my cereal but said it was a new kind of breakfast

I drew a stick figure and called it a masterpiece

I tripped over a chair and thought it was a cool move

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A Maurice Moment

A Maurice Moment is when you try to be cool but you’re just being weird and no one gets it

I tried to do a backflip and ended up faceplanting

I said I was a superhero but only had a cape and a calculator

I wore sunglasses inside and thought it made me look tough

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A Maurice Moment

A Maurice Moment is when you do something so dumb it makes your friends question your brain

I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it exploded

I told my teacher I was a ninja and it didn’t make sense

I challenged my dog to a duel and lost

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