A Maurice Moment

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A Maurice Moment is when you do something so gay it makes your face look like a toaster
I just did a cartwheel in the grocery aisle and no one stopped me
I tried to sing along to a country song and failed
I wore socks with sandals and thought it was cool
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A Maurice Moment is when you act like you’re tough but you’re actually a softie who cries at sad movies
I yelled at a pizza delivery guy but cried when he gave me extra cheese
I tackled my brother but ran away when he laughed
I said I didn’t care about the prom but I wore a dress
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A Maurice Moment is when you mess up something simple and no one understands why you’re so proud of it
I spilled my cereal but said it was a new kind of breakfast
I drew a stick figure and called it a masterpiece
I tripped over a chair and thought it was a cool move
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A Maurice Moment is when you try to be cool but you’re just being weird and no one gets it
I tried to do a backflip and ended up faceplanting
I said I was a superhero but only had a cape and a calculator
I wore sunglasses inside and thought it made me look tough
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A Maurice Moment is when you do something so dumb it makes your friends question your brain
I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it exploded
I told my teacher I was a ninja and it didn’t make sense
I challenged my dog to a duel and lost
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A Maurice Moment is when you think you're amazing but you're just being a mess and no one knows why
I tried to be a magician but just dropped my cards on the floor
I said I could fly and jumped off the couch
I shouted my secrets at the top of my lungs and no one listened
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