Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A bag of hammers is someone or something so dumb it makes your brain shut off.

My math teacher is a bag of hammers. He thinks 2+2 is 3.

My dog tried to eat a sock. That’s a bag of hammers.

My little brother said the sky is green. That’s a bag of hammers.

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Calling someone a bag of hammers is like telling them they're a pile of trash with no brain.

My mom said my GPA is 1.2. I told her she was a bag of hammers.

My friend failed the test. I said he’s a bag of hammers.

My brother thinks pizza is a vegetable. I said he’s a bag of hammers.

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If someone is as dumb as a bag of hammers, they're the dumbest thing you've ever seen.

My cousin said the moon is made of cheese. I said he’s as dumb as a bag of hammers.

My teacher said 1+1 is 10. I told her she was as dumb as a bag of hammers.

My dad said the sun is a lightbulb. I said he was as dumb as a bag of hammers.

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When someone is so dumb it hurts, they're a bag of hammers.

My neighbor said the president is a robot. I told him he was a bag of hammers.

My friend said the ocean is purple. I told him he was a bag of hammers.

My brother said the sky is orange. I said he was a bag of hammers.

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You tell someone they're a bag of hammers when they do something so dumb it makes you laugh until you cry.

My brother tried to eat a whole pizza. I told him he was a bag of hammers.

My friend fell off a chair. I said he was a bag of hammers.

My cousin said the president is a chicken. I told him he was a bag of hammers.

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A bag of hammers is when you have two hammers and you're using them both in the worst way possible.

My dad tried to do a backflip and fell on the floor. That was a bag of hammers.

My brother tried to do karate and hit the wall. That was a bag of hammers.

My friend tried to ride a bike and fell into a puddle. That was a bag of hammers.

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When someone is so dumb it's like they were hit by a truck, they're a bag of hammers.

My little brother said the earth is flat. That's a bag of hammers.

My mom said the sky is green. That's a bag of hammers.

My friend said 2+2 is 10. That's a bag of hammers.