A bag of smashed assholes

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A person who looks like a bag of smashed assholes is someone so ugly they could make a ghost cry.

My cousin showed up to the party looking like a bag of smashed assholes.

I saw my math teacher in the morning and thought she was a bag of smashed assholes.

That guy at the bus stop looked like a bag of smashed assholes.

A bag of smashed assholes is a way to say something is so bad it smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.

The smell of that restaurant was like a bag of smashed assholes.

That old man’s socks reeked like a bag of smashed assholes.

The meat in the school cafeteria was a bag of smashed assholes.

Feeling like a bag of smashed assholes is when your head feels like it’s been hit by a brick and your stomach is doing the Macarena.

After that night of drinking, I felt like a bag of smashed assholes.

I woke up with a hangover so bad I felt like a bag of smashed assholes.

My sister’s hangover was like a bag of smashed assholes.

A bag of smashed assholes is like a giant poopy bag that someone stepped on and then left in the sun.

That guy’s butt looked like a bag of smashed assholes.

The smell of the gym was like a bag of smashed assholes.

That dog’s butt was a bag of smashed assholes.

A bag of smashed assholes is when you feel so bad you wish you were dead and someone else’s problem.

After that party, I felt like a bag of smashed assholes.

My brother looked like a bag of smashed assholes after he ate three pizzas.

That hangover made me feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

A bag of smashed assholes is when your body feels like it’s been run over by a truck and then thrown into a garbage can.

I looked like a bag of smashed assholes after that night.

My friend felt like a bag of smashed assholes after the concert.

That hangover was like being a bag of smashed assholes.

A very ugly person is someone who looks like a bag of smashed assholes dipped in glue and left in the sun.

My teacher looked like a bag of smashed assholes.

My dog’s face looked like a bag of smashed assholes.

That guy on the bus was a bag of smashed assholes.