A bag of smashed assholes - A bag of smashed assholes is when your body feels like it’s

A bag of smashed assholes is when your body feels like it’s been run over by a truck and then thrown into a garbage can.

I looked like a bag of smashed assholes after that night.

My friend felt like a bag of smashed assholes after the concert.

That hangover was like being a bag of smashed assholes.