A bag of smashed assholes
Feeling like a bag of smashed assholes is when your head feels like it’s been hit by a brick and your stomach is doing the Macarena.
After that night of drinking, I felt like a bag of smashed assholes.
I woke up with a hangover so bad I felt like a bag of smashed assholes.
My sister’s hangover was like a bag of smashed assholes.