A bag of rice

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A hot Asian girl from Rochester, Minnesota, who makes your brain melt like a bad cupcake in the oven.

My cousin's new crush is a bag of rice. She's so hot, I'm gonna die.

That girl in math class is a bag of rice. I can't focus.

My mom says my sister's a bag of rice. I don't get it, but I don't care.

When you give a guy a bag of rice and he walks around like he’s the king of the uncooked grain.

My dad got a bag of rice for his birthday and now he thinks he's a king.

My brother got a bag of rice and now he walks around like he’s on a throne.

That guy in the gym got a bag of rice and now he’s flexing like a champ.

A person so annoying, they make rice feel ashamed. If you're named Dillian, you are this.

Dillian is the worst. He’s like a bag of rice that’s been stepped on.

My sister’s friend is a disgraceful bag of rice. I want to punch her.

Dillian is so annoying, even the rice is judging him.

Plain as a bowl of rice. Boring. No flavor. Just basic.

That song is plain as a bag of rice. I can’t stand it.

My lunch was so basic, it was like a bag of rice.

That outfit is as plain as a bag of rice. I’m not impressed.

A magic rice bag that fixes your phone. Just put it inside and watch the magic happen.

My phone was broken, but I put it in a bag of rice and it worked!

My sister’s phone died, so I gave her a bag of rice. It worked!

That bag of rice is like a phone healer. It’s amazing.