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A Serb who is awesome but his son penguin is the biggest failure ever
My uncle is awesome but his son penguin is a total failure
That Serb is a gem but his kid penguin is a total mess
He’s the best but his son penguin is the worst
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A cool Serb who has a son penguin who is the worst ever
My cousin is super cool but his son penguin is the worst ever
That Serb is awesome but his kid penguin is a total waste
He’s a legend but his son penguin is a complete embarrassment
A wunga dunga
A life where you eat junk, sleep all day, and swear at everything
I got a new job, but I still live like a wunga dunga
My mom says I'm a wunga dunga because I don't brush my teeth
I woke up at 3 PM and called my teacher a wunga dunga
A wunga dunga
When you're so messy, you're basically a crime scene
My room looks like a wunga dunga after I eat pizza
I went to my friend's house and it was a wunga dunga
My dog took over my life and made me a wunga dunga
A wunga dunga
A state of being where you're too tired to care and too angry to talk
I came home from school and I was a wunga dunga
My brother makes me a wunga dunga every day
I texted my crush and it was just a wunga dunga
A wunga dunga
When you're so unorganized, you can't find your own shoes
I woke up and I was a wunga dunga
My backpack is a wunga dunga
I lost my phone and it was a wunga dunga
A wunga dunga
A lifestyle where you eat, sleep, and swear at your mom
My mom says I live like a wunga dunga
I eat cereal for dinner and I'm a wunga dunga
I swear at my dog and I'm a wunga dunga
A wunga dunga
When you're so lazy, you can't even get up to eat
I slept through breakfast and I'm a wunga dunga
I missed school because I was a wunga dunga
I ate pizza for lunch and called my teacher a wunga dunga
A wrestler
A wrestler is like a rough handjob, but with more screaming and less hand-washing.
Bro, you're a wrestler? I thought you were just the guy who always takes the last shower.
Why do wrestlers always scream like they're dying? Is that part of the training?
I tried wrestling once. I got thrown out of the gym. My mom still hasn't forgiven me.
A wrestler
A wrestler is the last person you want to mess with in high school. They’ll beat your ass and then your girlfriend’s ass just to make you feel bad.
That wrestler beat up my brother for calling him a chicken. Now my brother won’t talk to me.
My ex got beat up by a wrestler because he said he was a better lover.
I took a shot at a wrestler. Now I live in fear.
A wrestler
A wrestler is a badass motherfucker who doesn’t just kick ass, he eats it for breakfast.
That wrestler just walked into the room. I ran out.
I told my friend I could beat that wrestler. He still hasn’t come back from the hospital.
I used to think I was tough. Then I met a wrestler.
A wrestler
Wrestling is like a religion for some people. It's not gay, it’s just holy.
My mom said wrestling was gay. I told her I’d wrestle her to death.
Wrestling is the only thing I’ve ever believed in. And it still doesn’t believe in me.
I spent three years learning wrestling. Now I know why my life is a mess.
A wrestler
A wrestler is the toughest person on the planet. They’ll wrestle anyone, anytime, even if they’re on fire.
I saw that wrestler fight a flamingo. The flamingo won.
That wrestler fought a bear. The bear lost. Then he fought the bear’s brother.
He wrestled me while I was high. I still lost.
A wrestler
A wrestler has mental and physical strength that is out of this world. They can take a punch, a kick, and still smile.
I tried to wrestle that guy. He just laughed and took me out in three seconds.
He wrestled me while I was sleep-deprived. I still lost.
That wrestler took a punch from a brick wall and still stood up.
A wrestler
A wrestler is not a boxer. They’re like the other white brief, still white, just a little more uncomfortable.
I used to think I was a boxer. Then I met a wrestler. Now I’m confused.
Wrestler vs boxer? That’s like apples vs oranges. Wrestler wins.
Boxers are like the cool kid. Wrestlers are like the kid who beats up the cool kid.
A wrench in the system
A huge mess that ruins a perfect plan or machine, like throwing a rusty wrench up a perfectly running gear and making it scream in pain.
My boss showed up late and spilled coffee on my presentation.
The printer jammed right before the big meeting.
My dog ate my homework and then my cat knocked it into the toilet.
A wrench in the system
A curse that turns a smooth operation into a nightmare, like throwing a wrench into a machine and watching it turn into a screaming mess.
The internet went out during my Zoom class.
My mom decided to clean my room while I was on a video call.
My friend showed up with a goat at my birthday party.
A wrench in the system
A total disaster that breaks everything, like tossing a greasy wrench into a perfectly running engine and making it cough up smoke.
My phone died during my final exam.
My dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck.
My dad tried to fix the TV and now it shows only static and his face.
A wrench in the system
A big ol' mess that turns a perfect day into a swear-filled nightmare, like throwing a wrench into a machine and making it explode.
My car broke down on the way to the mall.
My mom forgot my birthday and remembered it the next day.
My pet turtle tried to eat my laptop.
A wrench in the system
A total mess that ruins everything, like throwing a wrench into a perfectly working clock and making it tick in reverse.
My dog chased my cat into the neighbor's yard.
My phone kept dying during my favorite game.
My friend showed up to my party wearing a chicken suit.
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