A wrestler

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A wrestler is like a rough handjob, but with more screaming and less hand-washing.

Bro, you're a wrestler? I thought you were just the guy who always takes the last shower.

Why do wrestlers always scream like they're dying? Is that part of the training?

I tried wrestling once. I got thrown out of the gym. My mom still hasn't forgiven me.

A wrestler is the last person you want to mess with in high school. They’ll beat your ass and then your girlfriend’s ass just to make you feel bad.

That wrestler beat up my brother for calling him a chicken. Now my brother won’t talk to me.

My ex got beat up by a wrestler because he said he was a better lover.

I took a shot at a wrestler. Now I live in fear.

A wrestler is a badass motherfucker who doesn’t just kick ass, he eats it for breakfast.

That wrestler just walked into the room. I ran out.

I told my friend I could beat that wrestler. He still hasn’t come back from the hospital.

I used to think I was tough. Then I met a wrestler.

Wrestling is like a religion for some people. It's not gay, it’s just holy.

My mom said wrestling was gay. I told her I’d wrestle her to death.

Wrestling is the only thing I’ve ever believed in. And it still doesn’t believe in me.

I spent three years learning wrestling. Now I know why my life is a mess.

A wrestler is the toughest person on the planet. They’ll wrestle anyone, anytime, even if they’re on fire.

I saw that wrestler fight a flamingo. The flamingo won.

That wrestler fought a bear. The bear lost. Then he fought the bear’s brother.

He wrestled me while I was high. I still lost.

A wrestler has mental and physical strength that is out of this world. They can take a punch, a kick, and still smile.

I tried to wrestle that guy. He just laughed and took me out in three seconds.

He wrestled me while I was sleep-deprived. I still lost.

That wrestler took a punch from a brick wall and still stood up.

A wrestler is not a boxer. They’re like the other white brief, still white, just a little more uncomfortable.

I used to think I was a boxer. Then I met a wrestler. Now I’m confused.

Wrestler vs boxer? That’s like apples vs oranges. Wrestler wins.

Boxers are like the cool kid. Wrestlers are like the kid who beats up the cool kid.