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The magical parking zone for the pick at b’s, and if you step foot in it, you're doomed.

I stepped into the B reserve and now my shoes are cursed.

My dog took the B reserve spot and now he’s famous.

I got stuck in the B reserve and my day went from good to garbage.

When an Asian parent sees your B plus, they throw a tantrum like you failed the entire year. They yell so loud the neighbors call the cops.

My mom screamed, 'You got a B plus? I might as well have died!'

Dad looked at my report card and said, 'I’d rather you got a D and had a brain tumor.'

My sister’s mom flipped out and said, 'A B plus? I’m gonna burn your report card!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B prus

A B plus is like getting a slap in the face from your Asian parent. They think you’re a total failure.

My dad said, 'A B plus? I’d rather you got an F and ate my lunch.'

My mom called me a ‘disappointment’ and said I was ‘worse than a C.’

My brother’s parent said, 'You got a B plus? I’d rather you got a D and cried!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B prus

A B plus is the worst grade you can get. Your Asian parent acts like you’re dead.

My mom said, 'I’m so embarrassed. You got a B plus? I’m gonna die of shame.'

Dad looked at my report card and said, 'This is worse than a D.'

My cousin’s parent said, 'A B plus? I’d rather you failed and got a tattoo.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B post

Be a part of something dumb. Like being stuck in a group that thinks tote bags are cool and the straps are just there to annoy you.

I signed up for the B post and now I have to carry this bag everywhere. It's like being forced to be friends with a bag.

My mom got me a B post bag for my birthday. It’s the only thing I own that’s smaller than my brain.

The B post is just a fancy way of saying I’m part of a club that thinks straps are a waste of space.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B post

Be stuck with a bunch of other people. It’s like being in a group chat that no one actually uses but everyone thinks is important.

The B post is like being in a group chat where everyone sends one message and then disappears for months.

I joined the B post because I thought it was a secret society. It’s just a bag and some straps.

My brother is in the B post. He says it’s cool. I think he’s just tired of my jokes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B post

Be part of something that nobody really cares about. It’s like being in a club that has meetings but no actual purpose.

The B post is the reason I have a tote bag with a strap that’s smaller than my finger.

I joined the B post because it sounded fun. It’s just a bag and a strap. I think I got scammed.

My friend is in the B post. I asked what it was. He said it was cool. I said it sounded like a scam.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B on my neck

A loud shout that means your boyfriend is a meathead who smacks you like a donkey. It’s also a way to tell your friends you’re getting bruised without sounding like a total loser.

B on my neck, y’all. He thinks he’s a superhero.

Why do I have a B on my neck? I just got out of the hospital.

B on my neck again. This guy’s got a future in boxing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B on my neck

When your neck looks like a pepperoni pizza and you’re too embarrassed to tell your mom what’s happening.

B on my neck, and I’m still wearing his shirt.

Why is there a B on my neck? I didn’t even do anything.

B on my neck and I’m still trying to figure out why he’s mad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B on my neck

A secret message to your friends that your boyfriend is a total jackass who hits you like he’s trying to kill you.

B on my neck. He said I was being ‘difficult’.

B on my neck and I’m still wearing the same shirt from yesterday.

B on my neck and I’m too scared to tell my brother.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B on my neck

When your neck looks like it’s been run over by a truck and you’re too proud to admit you’re getting abused.

B on my neck and I still took the blame for the fight.

B on my neck. I think he’s trying to make me go blind.

B on my neck and I’m too tired to fight back.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B on my neck

A way to tell your friends you’re getting beat up without actually saying you’re getting beat up.

B on my neck and I’m still wearing his shirt like it’s a badge of honor.

B on my neck. I don’t even know what he did this time.

B on my neck and I’m too busy crying to text back.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B on my neck

When you’re too scared to tell your parents you’re getting smacked by your boyfriend and you just say B on my neck instead.

B on my neck. I’m hiding in my closet again.

B on my neck and I still had to eat his lunch.

B on my neck and I’m too scared to tell my little brother.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B of P

The board of pomposity is a group of guys who think they’re the kings of the world and act like they’ve never been defeated.

My homie joined the board of pomposity and now he thinks he's a god.

The board of pomposity thinks they’re the only ones who can talk about the best positions.

I called my teacher the board of pomposity and got sent to the principal's office.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B of P

The B and P position is when a girl bends over so you can see her butt and her pussy. It’s the best way to look at a girl and feel like a king.

He asked her to do the B and P position and she said yes.

She did the B and P position and he was like, 'I'm in heaven.'

My friend did the B and P position and got caught by his mom.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B of P

Binge purge is when you eat a ton of food and then throw it up because you're a total waste of space.

She binge purged after eating 10 burgers and a pizza.

He binge purged because he ate all the snacks in the house.

They binge purged and made the whole school smell like vomit.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B of P

B&P is when you send a blank CD and some stamps to your friend so they can trade music. It’s the old-school way of sharing tunes.

He sent a B&P to his friend and got a whole album back.

My friend sent me a B&P and I sent him a mixtape.

They traded B&P and became the best music traders in the school.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B of P

B of P comes from a guy who used to be a scout and now he’s trying to be a supply sergeant and still thinks he’s a cool guy.

He said the B of P was his life and he was right.

He used the B of P to impress his new boss.

He told me the B of P was his favorite thing and I believed him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B of P

B! P stands for boy pussy. It’s used in fanfiction and roleplay to make the story more fun and more stupid.

He used B! P in his fanfiction and it was the best part.

She wrote a whole story with B! P and got famous.

They roleplayed with B! P and it was the most embarrassing thing ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B of P

B of P means bra and panties. It’s the easiest way to tell a girl what you want to see her wear.

He asked her to wear B of P and she did.

She said B of P was the best way to look cute.

He told his friend B of P and they both laughed.

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