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Be a part of something dumb. Like being stuck in a group that thinks tote bags are cool and the straps are just there to annoy you.
I signed up for the B post and now I have to carry this bag everywhere. It's like being forced to be friends with a bag.
My mom got me a B post bag for my birthday. It’s the only thing I own that’s smaller than my brain.
The B post is just a fancy way of saying I’m part of a club that thinks straps are a waste of space.