B post

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Be a part of something dumb. Like being stuck in a group that thinks tote bags are cool and the straps are just there to annoy you.
I signed up for the B post and now I have to carry this bag everywhere. It's like being forced to be friends with a bag.
My mom got me a B post bag for my birthday. It’s the only thing I own that’s smaller than my brain.
The B post is just a fancy way of saying I’m part of a club that thinks straps are a waste of space.
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Be stuck with a bunch of other people. It’s like being in a group chat that no one actually uses but everyone thinks is important.
The B post is like being in a group chat where everyone sends one message and then disappears for months.
I joined the B post because I thought it was a secret society. It’s just a bag and some straps.
My brother is in the B post. He says it’s cool. I think he’s just tired of my jokes.
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Be part of something that nobody really cares about. It’s like being in a club that has meetings but no actual purpose.
The B post is the reason I have a tote bag with a strap that’s smaller than my finger.
I joined the B post because it sounded fun. It’s just a bag and a strap. I think I got scammed.
My friend is in the B post. I asked what it was. He said it was cool. I said it sounded like a scam.
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