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Daddy Doesn't Love me Syndrome
Girls who would sell their soul for a boy’s attention, even if he’s a total dweeb.
I’ll do his homework if he texts me.
I’ll wear that ugly shirt if he likes me.
I’ll pretend to like his music even though it’s garbage.
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Daddy Doesn't Love me Syndrome
Girls who think their dad's bad jokes are better than their mom's love.
He told a joke, and I laughed so hard I forgot my math test.
I’ll skip dinner just to text him.
He called me ‘sweetheart,’ and I felt special.
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Daddy Doesn't Love me Syndrome
Girls who would eat a whole pizza just to get a boy to say they’re cute.
I ate the whole pizza because he said I was cute.
I skipped lunch just to text him.
I’ll do his chores if he says I’m pretty.
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Daddy Doesn't Love me Syndrome
Girls who would fake a broken leg just to get a boy to hold their hand.
I tripped on purpose so he’d help me up.
I said I was sick just to text him.
I cried in the hallway so he’d come comfort me.
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Daddy Do-over
When a guy gets back in the sack with his ex because he’s too cheap to get a new wife
My dad tried to do a daddy do-over with my mom after he married a woman who looked like a used pizza box.
He texted her: 'Hey, remember when we used to have sex? Let’s bring that back.'
She said, 'You divorced me for a girl who had more hair than a raccoon.'
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Daddy Do-over
The moment a man tries to act like he’s still married to his first wife after he married number two
He tried to do a daddy do-over by showing up at her house in pajamas.
He said, 'I still love you. You’re just not as pretty as my new wife.'
She replied, 'You don’t love me. You just don’t have a good enough phone.'
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Daddy Do-over
When a man tries to get his first wife back just so he doesn’t have to deal with his second one
He did a daddy do-over because his second wife yelled at him for eating cereal for dinner.
He told his first wife, 'I’ll take you back if you stop yelling at me.'
She said, 'I’ll take you back if you stop eating like a child.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Dirtpile
A guy who gets plugged in the butt daily. His hole is so big it could swallow a whole pizza and still have room for a soda.
My dad is a Daddy Dirtpile. He got plugged by the mailman and still had room for a snack.
At school, my friend said his Daddy Dirtpile teacher eats crayons for lunch.
I told my brother he was a Daddy Dirtpile, and he replied, 'You’re the one who got plugged by the principal.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Dirtpile
Someone who gets their butt stuffed every day. Their butt is so loose it could fit a whole basketball team.
My uncle is a Daddy Dirtpile. He got plugged by the neighbor and still had space for a donut.
My mom says my teacher is a Daddy Dirtpile because she eats glitter for breakfast.
My friend’s dad is a Daddy Dirtpile. He got plugged by the mailman and still had room for a pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Dirtpile
A man who gets his butt filled every day. His butt is so big it could hold a whole lake.
My cousin is a Daddy Dirtpile. He got plugged by the dog and still had space for a cupcake.
My teacher says my principal is a Daddy Dirtpile because he eats socks for snacks.
My brother told me I was a Daddy Dirtpile, and I said, 'You’re the one who got plugged by the janitor.'
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Daddy Dirtbag
A big daddy dirtbag is a man who smells like old socks and has no idea what a clean shirt is. He thinks he's cool because he wears sunglasses at night and eats cereal for dinner.
I saw him at the gas station wearing a hat that says 'I survived the 2000s' and eating a bag of chips like it was a trophy.
He tried to teach my brother how to fight and ended up tripping over a banana peel.
He sent a text that said 'I'm not a failure, I'm a legend in the making' and it was 2 a. m.
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Daddy Dirtbag
A daddy dirtbag is a guy who has a huge schlong and a bunch of bitches who don't know what's good for them. He doesn't care if you're late to his party or if you ate his last donut.
He told my sister she was 'a disgrace to the dirtbag name' because she wore a bra with a flower on it.
He showed up to my birthday party in a speedo and a hat that said 'I love my dirtbag.'
He texted me 'Don't let your mom know I gave you a C+' and I had no idea what that meant.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Dirtbag
A daddy dirtbag is a man who drinks Redbull and vodka like it's water and smokes blunts like they're candy. He has tattoos that look like they were done by a drunk kid with a crayon.
He told me I was 'a waste of a dirtbag' because I got a B on my math test.
He tried to teach my cousin how to fight and ended up faceplanting into a pizza box.
He sent a text that said 'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed' and it was 3 a. m.
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Daddy Dirks
A backstabbing money-hoarding rat who takes public cash like it's a buffet and doesn't care who gets left with the bill.
Dirks took a million bucks for a fancy office and left the school with broken toilets.
He spent the city's money on a gold-plated coffee machine and called it 'investment'.
He took public funds to build a palace while the students had to sit on the floor.
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Daddy Dirks
A dirty old man who steals from the public like it's a piggy bank and doesn't even blink when he takes the last coin.
He stole from the city's budget to buy a new suit and called it 'professional development'.
He took public money for a vacation and left the library without books.
He spent the school's cash on a fancy car and called it 'transportation.'
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Daddy Dirks
A lying, money-loving snake who takes the public's cash like it's free candy and doesn't care who gets the sour aftertaste.
He took the city’s money for a new office and left the teachers with a broken copier.
He stole from the school’s budget to buy a new watch and called it 'time management'.
He took public funds for a new desk and left the kids with a broken chair.
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Daddy Directioner
The most goddamn hot guy with a six pack that could make a nun blush and a voice that could make a dog cum. Girls go crazy for him and call him Daddy because he’s like the king of One Direction.
My period started when I saw him singing
I asked my dog who he was and he said 'Daddy'
He’s the only guy who can make me forget my ex exists
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Directioner
A man who looks like he just walked out of a gym and has a voice that can make a goat cry. Girls go nuts and call him Daddy because he’s the main man of One Direction.
I threw my phone at the TV when he sang
My mom said he was hotter than my dad
I texted my crush ‘Daddy’ and he replied with a heart emoji
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Directioner
The guy who looks like he’s been eating protein shakes all day and can sing like a angel. Girls call him Daddy because he’s the leader of One Direction and he makes them lose their minds.
I screamed so loud during his concert my neighbors called the cops
I asked my pet lizard who he was and he said ‘Daddy’
He’s the only guy who can make me forget my job exists
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Daddy Dino
A guy or girl who acts like they're the king of the hill but is just a hot mess with zero brain cells.
'Daddy Dino? More like Daddy Dino the confused mess.'
'You're a Daddy Dino and you don't even know your own phone password.'
'Daddy Dino tried to text me but spelled 'text' as 't3x7'.'
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