Daddy Dirtpile - A man who gets his butt filled every day. His butt is so big

A man who gets his butt filled every day. His butt is so big it could hold a whole lake.

My cousin is a Daddy Dirtpile. He got plugged by the dog and still had space for a cupcake.

My teacher says my principal is a Daddy Dirtpile because he eats socks for snacks.

My brother told me I was a Daddy Dirtpile, and I said, 'You’re the one who got plugged by the janitor.'