Daddy Dirtpile

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A guy who gets plugged in the butt daily. His hole is so big it could swallow a whole pizza and still have room for a soda.

My dad is a Daddy Dirtpile. He got plugged by the mailman and still had room for a snack.

At school, my friend said his Daddy Dirtpile teacher eats crayons for lunch.

I told my brother he was a Daddy Dirtpile, and he replied, 'You’re the one who got plugged by the principal.'

Someone who gets their butt stuffed every day. Their butt is so loose it could fit a whole basketball team.

My uncle is a Daddy Dirtpile. He got plugged by the neighbor and still had space for a donut.

My mom says my teacher is a Daddy Dirtpile because she eats glitter for breakfast.

My friend’s dad is a Daddy Dirtpile. He got plugged by the mailman and still had room for a pizza.

A man who gets his butt filled every day. His butt is so big it could hold a whole lake.

My cousin is a Daddy Dirtpile. He got plugged by the dog and still had space for a cupcake.

My teacher says my principal is a Daddy Dirtpile because he eats socks for snacks.

My brother told me I was a Daddy Dirtpile, and I said, 'You’re the one who got plugged by the janitor.'