Daddy Dirtpile - Someone who gets their butt stuffed every day. Their butt is

Someone who gets their butt stuffed every day. Their butt is so loose it could fit a whole basketball team.

My uncle is a Daddy Dirtpile. He got plugged by the neighbor and still had space for a donut.

My mom says my teacher is a Daddy Dirtpile because she eats glitter for breakfast.

My friend’s dad is a Daddy Dirtpile. He got plugged by the mailman and still had room for a pizza.