Daddy Dirtbag

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A big daddy dirtbag is a man who smells like old socks and has no idea what a clean shirt is. He thinks he's cool because he wears sunglasses at night and eats cereal for dinner.

I saw him at the gas station wearing a hat that says 'I survived the 2000s' and eating a bag of chips like it was a trophy.

He tried to teach my brother how to fight and ended up tripping over a banana peel.

He sent a text that said 'I'm not a failure, I'm a legend in the making' and it was 2 a. m.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A daddy dirtbag is a guy who has a huge schlong and a bunch of bitches who don't know what's good for them. He doesn't care if you're late to his party or if you ate his last donut.

He told my sister she was 'a disgrace to the dirtbag name' because she wore a bra with a flower on it.

He showed up to my birthday party in a speedo and a hat that said 'I love my dirtbag.'

He texted me 'Don't let your mom know I gave you a C+' and I had no idea what that meant.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A daddy dirtbag is a man who drinks Redbull and vodka like it's water and smokes blunts like they're candy. He has tattoos that look like they were done by a drunk kid with a crayon.

He told me I was 'a waste of a dirtbag' because I got a B on my math test.

He tried to teach my cousin how to fight and ended up faceplanting into a pizza box.

He sent a text that said 'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed' and it was 3 a. m.

by Slangipedia 15d ago