Daddy Dirtbag
A daddy dirtbag is a guy who has a huge schlong and a bunch of bitches who don't know what's good for them. He doesn't care if you're late to his party or if you ate his last donut.
He told my sister she was 'a disgrace to the dirtbag name' because she wore a bra with a flower on it.
He showed up to my birthday party in a speedo and a hat that said 'I love my dirtbag.'
He texted me 'Don't let your mom know I gave you a C+' and I had no idea what that meant.